brian

it’s about the music, stupid

[brian @welldonebrain]

@mattyports They’re falling way behind in the standings. Is there still time to fix things? Sure but they need to hurry up, and fans need to be ready to admit this might just be a mediocre team. The roster is big and slow. They have one true offensive threat. One. Idk.

[brian @welldonebrain]

@andyek32 Thanks bro. Knew I could count on you

[brian @welldonebrain]

Fellow Millbury civilians, does anybody else remember the principal at Elmwood Mrs. Chiras looking exactly like Mrs. Claus? Straight out of a Christmas card

[brian @welldonebrain]

The love you lost, with her skin so fair, is free with the wind in her butterscotch hair.

[brian @welldonebrain]

Heart is a GOAT band

[brian @welldonebrain]

The response anytime I list any item on Craigslist: “will you take a trade for ___?” NO BITCH. Reach into that wallet and hand me them Benjamins. I’m trying to get rid of shit not fill my house with more junk sucka 🥴

[brian @welldonebrain]

I feel like I vividly remember being a teenager and hearing people vouch for someone else by saying “nah man, he’s good shit.” Whenever I heard that I knew that person was, in fact not “good shit,” and was instead likely a clown shoe factory worker.

[brian @welldonebrain]

@RealNickShip Trillbilly PD

[brian @welldonebrain]

Think I’d rather die than promote my music in any way lol.

[brian @welldonebrain]

Anyone else find the phrase “rest easy” corny as hell? Did Lil Xan write your eulogy?

[brian @welldonebrain]

Boomers love to talk about how we’re “erasing history” cause some statues of confederate traitorous losers got taken down. You see any statues of Hitler in Germany you dumb fuck? Keep that shit in a museum. Nobody is erasing history.

[brian @welldonebrain]

“I’m pro-life.” You’re also pro-clown shoes. What size? 5X? Don’t forget your red nose!

[brian @welldonebrain]

@connor_boston45 @_TyAnderson LOL

[brian @welldonebrain]

@tomreidyisaman Absolutely embarrassed their entire franchise that game too

[brian @welldonebrain]

@xnicholemarie Lolol fair. Them nips will get ya

[brian @welldonebrain]

@xnicholemarie Require more info. Were you blindfolded when they handed them to you lmao

[brian @welldonebrain]

My dad a while back: “dude, Justin Bieber has Covid. What are we gonna do?!”

[brian @welldonebrain]

Give me a T for Texas. Give me a T for Tennessee.

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@RealNickShip First in last out lunch pail guy

[brian @welldonebrain]

@xnicholemarie Throw some butter and sugar on them bad boys wtf