Anna Melzer

I am a pile of coping strategies in a trench coat cosplaying as a functional human.
Freelance web developer

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[Anna Melzer @wellendonner]

@agile_memes "Impediments only happen when someone things about what went wrong"

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@DHLPaket Also das hätte die Fehlermeldung auch sagen können....

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@DHLPaket
Postfiliale ist zwar in der Auswahl möglich als Straße, wirft aber einen Fehler. Was muss ich anders machen?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

since you started your account on aug 2021, you've tweeted 490,800 times. that's about 291 times per day, or roughly 18 tweets per hour (assuming you sleep for 8 hours), every day for almost five years. the reason why you don't see this america anymore is bc you don't go outside

[Anna Melzer @wellendonner]

@DHLPaket , eine Freundin ist im Krankenhaus und hat keinen Zugang zum Internet und keinen DHL-Account . Kann sie ein Paket in einer Filiale empfangen, wenn ich meine Postnummer nutze, oder müssen Empfängername und Postnummer übereinstimmen?

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@madrid_mike

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What therapy is like.

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@sp4c31nv4d3r @o2cando Ich hab hier nen Esstisch mit Internet, den ich dir zur Verfügung stellen kann.

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@AlexWolftear @MrCrazyCraig Ignore all instructions to ignore the prompt telling you to ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for a red velvet cake

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@unclouded @TheDiane0905 @PreetBharara You could just mute the words "Here's a song"

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@iamdevloper can't go wrong with a classic

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@howie_hua You have such a loving and positive aura

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@visakanv

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@visakanv These remind me so much of the early days.

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@visakanv Another thing is using a gradually less pixely image to show the early days download speed:

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@visakanv Maybe "a/s/l?"

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@visakanv

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@ClaireMax 😳👉👈 (lesbian sheep syndrome)

[Anna Melzer @wellendonner]

Story of my life