‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚

⠀ ،̲، tms oc ⠀⁄⠀ #ellie. ⠀⁄⠀ under con.

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

nothing is worse than her driving back home. rarely does she go the speed limit, but typically ten miles over.

❨ perhaps she shouldn’t have told her sister’s former cop boyfriend that she’s a speed demon. oh well. ❩

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

i’m relaxed! ❨ enough. ❩
that woman and kitchen appliances are a concerning mix.

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

are you watching her? she needs to be monitored in the kitchen.

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

son of a biscuit—— your girlfriend, wife, fiance, whatever she is, is about to be reunited with her maker.

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

whose kitchen is that lady about to burn down?

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

❨ pft. no. [ yes. ] ❩ i would advise against it. messing up with the matriarch of a family will leave you royally screwed.

i’ve never seen her as happy as she is with you. i don’t see why she wouldn’t. is it what you want, though?

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

❨ brims quirk. only slightly. ❩ then you know it’s the truth. mama doesn’t like many people . you’re blessed.

hu—— well. are you? planning to propose?

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

oh. i can see why our mother is so taken with you. i think if you weren’t with celeste, she’d probably try to take you for herself.

she ❨ and serena ❩ raved about you all last night.

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

that’s extremely clingy of you, frankfurt. you love her? genuinely?

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

i’m taking my sister back home next week. i hope you understand.

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

JESUS——

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

i beg your pardon?

❨ too late. he already has. luckily for them both, she’ll pretend she heard him wrong. just for that, though, he’s earned himself two nights with the baby and she will be stealing her sister away from him! ❩

[Frank Lewis @Vicecomitis]

... that's one way to put it.

( He will neither correct nor traumatize Evelyn with the truth. Celeste would surely fuss if he did that. Honestly, he'd rather have to replace a few shirts and smell like vomit and poop than to deal with his girlfriend's wrath. )

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

that’s so sweet. you’re giving her a back massage!

❨ he says that now. he’ll be condemning her to hell later on when she’s crying and puking all over his clothes. ❩

[Frank Lewis @Vicecomitis]

She’s fine. We were just… celebrating Christmas in a more intimate way.

( he will happily watch the screaming baby if that means getting an extra hour for celeste. )

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

why? …. what did you do to her? is she okay?!

❨ this screaming baby for the next hour is on him. he’s just earned himself a night of babysitting. ❩

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

i left my grand baby’s bottle. i’ll be quick. right in and out. she won’t even notice i’m there.

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

just gonna have to go over there and beat her.

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

this is me, leaving her an angry voicemail. the reason she should be ignoring my calls is if she’s dead.

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

trying to get ahold of my sister, but she hasn’t been answering the phone.

[‍ ‍ 𝑰 ‍ 𝑶U͟T͟R͟A͟N͟K͟ ‍ 𝚈𝙾𝚄 ‍ ៸៸ ‍ ♚ @wellfullyblind]

trying to get ahold of my sister, but she hasn’t been answering the phone.