☆ mj ☆

doggy mom

[☆ mj ☆ @wellheyMJ]

a mouse got inside today and it was a true test of faith

[Eno Barony @eno_barony]

Life is too short to commit suicide BE PATIENT YOU WILL DIE #Okay

[tris 🍉 @trizzfilm]

as much as I don’t like sydney, this five second clip perfectly exemplifies how having a frozen forehead can rly affect your performance lmao

[z̵s̴a̶ ̸z̸s̶a̴ ̷g̸a̷b̴o̶r̴t̵i̷o̵n̴ @zsazsagabortion]

omg that’s like their beyoncé

[☆ mj ☆ @wellheyMJ]

GOT IT BACK!!!!!!!!!

[☆ mj ☆ @wellheyMJ]

i don’t understand having to mail the IRS a check after doing taxes. If they didn’t already take enough from me that’s on them !

[☆ mj ☆ @wellheyMJ]

last day i didn’t listen to at least one song off TLOP was probably 2015

[☆ mj ☆ @wellheyMJ]

18 to now

[Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 @BienSur_JeTaime]

Does Nick Cannon even date these women or does he just show up with prenatal vitamins and an onboarding packet?

[☆ mj ☆ @wellheyMJ]

wishing my car had super dark tints so i could cry on my lunch break in peace

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

the military is just study abroad for cops

[☆ mj ☆ @wellheyMJ]

had to reschedule my hair appointment (a week in advance) and now my hairdresser’s punctuation has gone from “😂💖🎉🥰” to “. , ! .”

If she breaks up with me i-

[Elizabeth Marvel @E_E_Marvel]

The tiny parchment notes my 3rd grader is passing to friends at school, sealed with the wax from her baybel cheese.

[ivanajokealot @ivanajokealot]

i hate depression commercials, all these people have backyards and they’re still sad.

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working