Centrist Dad

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@PlayStation Do Naughty Dog still exist?

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@yascurvycur @IGN Are you one of those incels?

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@lorgako26244 @eaalva23 @TCielo4 @Pirat_Nation Are you one of those incel guys?

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@NoContextBrits I must have made tens of thousands of slices of toast and sandwiches in my lifetime and not once did it ever even occur to me to cut it like number 3. What psychopath dreamt that up as option! 😆

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@thetimes Thoughts and prayers

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@fesshole She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar that much is true.

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@Naughty_Dog @AminDesigns Just release a PS5 game already

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@historyinmemes Crypto is basically the same. It’s only worth something until people suddenly lose confidence in it.

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@NoContextBrits Yes - multimilionairess Aniston needed someone to send her a few hundred quid…

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@thetimes Don’t forget to make sure we can see you’re wearing Burberry whilst you’re at it.

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@zarahsultana Are you 5?

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@thetimes You couldn’t make it up

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@fesshole The supermarkets own brand is identical to mcvities (choc ones as well) and about a third of the price. This isn’t a fess it’s the greatest of all biscuit hacks.

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@originalfm Thanks for the reply. It just seems like more!

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@originalfm do you have to play Myles Smith Nice to Meet You the same time 6:15 - 6:45 every single morning. This has been going on for months. It’s when I’m having my breakfast before going to work. Great station and DJs but I am so sick of hearing this song EVERY MORNING!

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@fesshole If only she had paid attention to them centimetre things at school

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@ScotNational Even the security guard looks bored.

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@ScotNational It certainly looks major.

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@thetimes That thing looks ready for the scrapyard anyway.

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@fesshole You’re an “Atisanal Baker” who doesn’t know that the plural of loaf is loaves? Okay.