No.

This place is a toxic, racist hell

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@Luna8ear @Sm137023 Yeah, because we want fuckwits sitting around our parks with weapons waiting for a shooter like the wingnuts populating the US who are desperate for a battle. Both you and your agenda are unwelcome in Australia.

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@shinyhealthy @VicGovDH Going to try! Low odds though 😬

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@VicGovDH If Greater Brisbane ends lockdown on schedule, is there any chance of a revised downgrade to Orange zone in time for Easter, or will it likely remain in place for another week or two?

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@MKBHD Important question: what brand is that red/silver hooded henley you’re wearing??

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@jon_prosser I’m calling it now; this device is going to basically be an Apple Watch except inside your glasses. Extremely limited unique app availability, locked down UI kit, maybe one or two surprise native features. I’m sure it will sell, too.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

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@surge_to @jimmyraynes Those people don’t exist FYI

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@wellyblanco @TwitterSupport Account’s staying here. Don’t waste your time. Sorry.

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@wellyblanco @TwitterSupport You know that’s not a thing they do, right?

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@JohnBirmingham WW2 Smoko: Look this invasion is just something that’s happening against the backdrop of this Friday’s Test match.

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*notes that the cleaner is due tomorrow*
*rushes around cleaning up the apartment in preparation*

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the long arms of your next coffee stretching back in time; their clawed hands gently scratching your cheek and beckoning you forward

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God demonstrating a divine sense of humour by, moments before the Rapture, retroactively photobombing every selfie to ever exist

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that's just, like, your dissonant ideas degrading the relativistic orbit of one another to their inevitable collapse, or whatever, man

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Be the change you wish to see in your Instagram filters

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what if heaven was just re-runs of Friends for all of eternity? would you sin with me then?

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@scrublord FYI it should be Jorts RR Shartin'

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Live Free or Tie Dye

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sliding way out on to the thin ice to rediscover your poetry and finding it only when the surface gives way beneath you

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exiting the nuclear chamber after an experiment gone awry you discover the power to flip coins that spin endlessly until you make a decision