matt

20/ let’s get through this yall

[Parkwood Entertainment @parkwood]

MORNING DEW (DONK) out now – https://t.co/tMD7JaQy4L

[matt @wellyes89]

@samuelmxc i was honest to god looking for this pic so then i could tweet the same thing

[matt @wellyes89]

@yangcuddygf shanghai express is phenomenal

[masc potatoes 🐦‍🔥🥔 @CertifiedFool_]

So, Kristi Noem… you know, Trump’s girl, the one with the guns, the horses, the whole ranch ICE fantasy—mmhmm.
Well, her husband is in the news for being a… you ready for this?

A crossdresser!

*Crowd gasps*

Do we have the photo? Can we get the photo up?

Oh—! *leans in* Well… how you doin’? 👀

His breasts are kinda like mine—

*pauses, smirks*

Clap if you think he was going for Wendy!

*wild applause*

Right?! RIGHT?!

But let me tell you something…
I look better. HA!

*crowd loses it*

[matt @wellyes89]

@monroescruz my vote is baby jane

[matt @wellyes89]

@zaddytonysfw ********** …?

[matt @wellyes89]

@kalebjackson00 BAIL

[matt @wellyes89]

@vivisleigh this just made my heart hurt

[matt @wellyes89]

@kalebjackson00 maybe…
you’re so anxious, you can’t take it
can we take this off and get naked?
😋

[matt @wellyes89]

@kalebjackson00 first ones

[matt @wellyes89]

@vatopicoso tell em

[matt @wellyes89]

@kalebjackson00 oh i never thought this day would come

[matt @wellyes89]

@boringt0p okay :)

[russ ꕤ @somuchdamnswag]

taylor really released godlore and biblemore and then proceeded to go on the worst album run of all time

[matt @wellyes89]

we really could have had it all

[Anne Smith @AnneS4Justice]

Unlike Newsom, @KamalaHarris called out the genocide in Gaza and The White House staff chastised her for it.

[Anne Smith @AnneS4Justice]

Unlike Newsom, @KamalaHarris called out the genocide in Gaza and The White House staff chastised her for it.

[matt @wellyes89]

@vatopicoso if they’ve come to the narrative where they’re calling YOU ugly they’ve lost all plot

[matt @wellyes89]

@vatopicoso 🙋‍♂️

[matt @wellyes89]

@vatopicoso and we all cheered

[matt @wellyes89]

i love my body tell me why my shorts are loose around my waist but tight around my thighs