Isabel Oakeshott on Nigel Farage buying a £1.4m house: “I honestly don’t see why it’s anyone’s business. Why should people know how he paid?”
Isabel Oakeshott on Angela Rayner buying a 2nd home: “I smell a massive rat. How on earth has she raised the money to buy a £800k flat?”
GENIUS!!!! 🤣🤣
One day, Professor Albert Einstein had to give a talk at a big science conference in Chicago.
On the drive there, he sighed to his driver and said, “I’m tired of these conferences. I give the same speech every single time.”
The driver chuckled and said, “Well, Professor, I’ve heard that speech so many times I could probably give it myself.”
Einstein laughed and said, “You know what? That’s not a bad idea. Let’s switch places for today.”
So they swapped clothes, and when they arrived, the driver went on stage dressed as Einstein.
Meanwhile, the real Einstein sat quietly in the audience wearing the driver’s uniform.
The driver confidently delivered the entire speech just like he’d heard it dozens of times.
Everything was going perfectly—until a scientist in the crowd stood up with a very complicated question.
He clearly wanted to impress everyone and hoped to stump Einstein.
The room went completely silent as everyone waited for the answer.
The driver stared at him calmly and said, “Sir, that question is so simple…”
“I’m actually going to let my driver answer it for you.”
@Haggis_UK I've directed news programmes for the BBC and SKY and outside broadcasts during general elections for ITV and Channel 4 and I have never, ever seen, in 20 years, as blatant anti Labour bias as in this current period
Hearing that 80 of Sam Coates colleagues at Sky News are asking him to resign after all his fuck ups.
Is this the beginning of the end for the dick or the end of the beginning?
Whatever happens his reputation for impartiality has diminished so much he may have to jump ship to the BBC.
@AlexBallingerMP I’m disgusted by you. Reform’s election slogan ‘vote Reform to get Starmer out’. You have played right into their hands. @Keir_Starmer is the best PM of my lifetime and I’m 70. No one has worked harder than him to fix Britain. Shame on you. My blood is boiling.
@AngelaRayner Let me make this clear as a Labour Party Member to ALL MPs, we elected Keir Starmer because that’s who we want & STILL want. With respect, I wouldn’t & couldn’t support you, Wes or anyone else as a PM. So please let’s see you all being loyal, or you will lose our future support.
Imagine watching this as a Welsh person and then going on to vote for an English Nationalist party.
Beautiful timing from the FAW 👌🏴
#RejectReform
Unemployment down 5% under Labour last month, & highest number of people in work ever recorded...
You don't need Reform - Labour is delivering work, growth & reduced boat arrivals, 40% drop in immigration.
You don't need Greens - Labour is delivering Solar, Wind & green policies