Iain E

80's child, Veteran, HGV driver, Daddy to 2. Watching the world self destruct (from an appropriate social distance).

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@Ruby_331 Depends. My local pizza hut on a buffet day is seat yourself, order and pay online only (In advance), serve yourself, leave. The only human interaction is when someone brings you a salad bowl and a glass for your drink. I ain't tipping anything for that.

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@emptyskyzzz @Ruby_331 😂

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@yosoyeljjk @yankeedraft @beaumont_valois Calm down! These eggs are obviously not tick eggs because they look to be at least an inch across. Even OP who has no idea what eggs they are knows that they're not tick eggs.

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@SuffolkNewswire https://t.co/6bIrUYmN84

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@alfie_english @GeorgeUK @deepbluesealife As an ex postie, I find this hard to believe that anyone with a bit of common sense could badly injure themselves while this. But politicians don't really have much common sense so there we go. 🤷‍♂️

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@Matt_Pinner A rusted out Ford Transit that is currently being used as a chicken shed

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@MrPitbull07 20% of zero is zero. So leave zero tip. :)👍

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@AldiUK Hmm. Does anyone know where you can get a decent frozen pizza these days? These are rubbish.

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@ohhanxiety 40% tip prices me out of eating out and I dare say would for many others. Ok Annie. Looks like you're in for some quiet shifts. Good luck finding a new job when all the restaurants have closed down.

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@Janine511484078 @metoffice I don't think you mean fraud. They're not trying to get money off us!

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@AbshireRoads 7:25am, Monday morning. Still closed? Can we have an update please?

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@acnewsitics Sooner Trump goes to meet his maker the better. He's a disgrace to mankind.

[Iain E @welsty2003]

Reduce the working week. If everyone wasn't so tired working silly hours to make ends meet, they'd have more time and energy to make babies.

[Brian Sauvé @Brian_Sauve]

How do we solve the problem of low birthrates and population decline?

What practical steps?

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@UnderKariM @WallStreetSilv @elonmusk Your use of apostrophes is abysmal. Go back to school.

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@mrdoctorderpy @Tal_Shiar_Degen @JeremyClarkson "spin off"

[European Unity #FBPE #RejoinEU🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦#NAFO @EuropeanUnity1]

There once was a far right pri*k
Who got hit on the head with a brick
As he turned to the lads
He took one in the nads
And limped away nursing his di*k

https://t.co/Exmh1D3jKr

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@TaraBull808 @JoeBiden The other candidate can't either so what's your point?

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

@JoeBiden You can't even make a coherent statement.

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@BurgerKingUK9 The order number doesn't matter. There's nothing wrong with the order. Just your policy on charging 30p for sauces. It's too much!! They should be free.

[Iain E @welsty2003]

@BurgerKingUK Come on. 30p for some BBQ sauce to put on my burger. I've already paid nearly £12 for this. Why don't the Bacon Double Cheese XL's have any sauce anyway? They're too dry without.