Owen Palumbo

The coolest person in my family, not being arrogant, just telling it like it is.

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

Apparently she's explaining the fundamentals of swimming but all I hear is gibberish #youvelostme #saywhat

[JPal @jay_pal19]

Took our son to his first @Yankees game and had to stop by the museum to see @NickSwisher autograph ball #YankeesWin #Attnyy

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

Visiting @alhascoe & @affusj at @TwitterNYC was fun, but dinner with @sarahtarno was crazy! #wheredmypantsgo #YOLO @thelibrarian @georgepaan

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

@alhascoe @thelibrarian @affusj It's my first day on the job! #dontblamethenewguy

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

My first Baraat and I'm pretty sure everyone was celebrating how good I looked and not the groom #sorrynotsorry #lookinggood

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

Round 2 goes to the fork #thisishard #untilnexttime

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

The spoon continues to vex me #complicatedbreakfast @thelibrarian @jay_pal19

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

It took a little over 24 hours after Mom left for her trip before Dad decided to dress me up like a vato...this is going to be a long week #whenmomsaway @thelibrarian @jay_pal19

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

This cake was delicious! Thank you @sweetcrust for making my jawsome cake #1stbirthday #cake

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

Pretty sure this is dry clean only #workinghard #laundryday

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

Grey socks are the tastiest of all the desserts #tasty #yummy

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

I can't resist the beet #beetsbyowen #zombiebaby #yummyfood

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

First trip to a zoo with these two animals #familytime

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

First Ugly Christmas Sweater party in the books #success #christmasparty #babysfirstchristmas

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

Does a red and blue fish equal one or two fishes? #TheMoreYouKnow #AskALibrarian @thelibrarian

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

Synchronized napping should be an Olympic sport #twousins #going4gold #NationalCousinsDay

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

2 month old in 6 month clothing #bigbaby #perfectfit #imakethislookgood @jay_pal19 @thelibrarian @Julianna

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

@ririkumar @thelibrarian @jay_pal19 The question is, who wore it best? #babysgotstyle #imakethislookgood

[Owen Palumbo @wen_pal2017]

My first #NationalSunglassesDay #stunnashades