Spencer Langbein

I’m pretty glonky

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

This the dude driving in front of you when your 20 minutes late to work

[Caroline 🕯️ @caroline_mpls]

Orlando Bloom would be a beautiful name for a WBNA team

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the most important step in getting healthy is figuring out the unique combination of weird shit you're going to mix into Greek yogurt for the rest of your life

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

oh you somehow managed to stop the maxey-lebron pick and roll this time? here’s a jaylen brown tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

left bronny in la like a reverse fresh prince

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

Shoutout to Jaylen Brown. He complained so much about being a second option that he became a fourth option instead 😭😭😭

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Wives on a Sunday during a major global sporting event: There's a kids birthday party we need to go that's during the game

[William Merrin @william_merrin]

The Guardian wins the caption of the year competition :) #worldcup

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

“Nothing silly you’re on a yellow mate”

The mate:

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

We got Messi at home 😂

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Kylian's Kompany @someballfacts]

Messi just proved modern wingers suck. 39 year old man showing you how to put in a cross with his weak foot while these 120 million dollar primadonnas overhit or cant send a good one on their strong foot.

[ASP @as_pruthvi]

Imagine the media try to recreate this in on Sunday and the first in the shot is "alex baena".

[Rick Golfs @Top100Rick]

When my buddy doesn’t give me the 4 footer for double bogey

[ostonox @ostonox]

this gotta be a harry potter situation where lamine yamal is the only one who can kill him

[🤠 @love4odin]

boss calls were made

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[Peñargrol @CAPArgento__]

mis alarmas cuando tengo que despertarme a las 7am

[Conor Green @Conor_Green51]

3pm start times for the World Cup semis in the middle of the week is not particularly ideal

[Molly @FSUmollz]

I can’t wait to watch the World Cup semifinals that my country is hosting on a weekday in the middle of the afternoon