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𝑳𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔💭

[ꪝe @_wej01]

For my birthday my husband bought me a massage table. It was the most random birthday present and I did not ask for it but he has made Massage Monday a thing and now every Monday he breaks it out, lights candles, warms up oils, turns on massage music, and I climb up there and he goes to town…

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

As a first daughter, I really wish I had an older sister.

[SB @seyedele]

As a 30+ year old, that free time you just found on your hands is simply time for something that you have forgotten.

[mobisike @Mobilliondollar]

Something interesting happened while supervising my daughter in doing her homework yesterday.

She started to make mistakes and muttered under her breathe “I don’t have to be nervous, i am with my mum”

Guys, I almost cried 🥹😭

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

"Was it really my fault?"
asked the Short Skirt.
"No, it happened with me too,"
replied the Burka.
The diaper in the corner couldn't even speak.

-Darshan Mondkar

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

At my big age, I prefer solution-oriented people. Complaining with no plan is not my ministry.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Men think a women having a present father means we have more respect for men and are more equipped to be married. Whole time my daddy is the first man who taught me to get my money up so I don’t have to answer to anybody.

[KAYA NOVA @thekayanova]

Now that I’m over a decade into my career, I can say for a fact that career detours are more important than the career plan. You may think you know what you want, and you should go after it, but please stay open. One perfectly timed side quest can change your life.

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

funny how people assume everyone wants money at the end of the day when there’s me that wants it at the beginning of the day.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i think i finally got a guy friend but now he got something to tell me

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better

[wapital @wapital3]

pro tip: if you can smell yourself a little bit other people can smell you alot

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

One of my favorite things about traveling is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me listening to my manager coming up with yet another useless idea

[Gambit 🐻🦍 @SmylyThe3rd]

One huge reason why liberal politics has become so unappealing because you’re not allowed to agree with them 50% or even 80%. You either agree with every single detail in totality or you’re a piece of shit who doesn’t deserve anything good in your life.

[nneoma @Everdiva1]

The funny part is the ones defending it won’t dare wear such to their work place 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love twitter mehn

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me watching the unexpected guests finishing all the snacks I was planning to eat later.

[Owuraku @ransfordddd]

personally i think jumping on trends that positively affects you rather than the opposite shouldn't be something people should criticize but rather encourage

[Arike Softest🌷 @simplydebss]

There’s an ongoing intellectual deficit that we are failing to address.

[Asta Keeks 🌞 @Chef_Keeks]

Once again, Basmati Rice should not be used to make Jollof or Fried Rice 🌞