wendylattes 🥑

I like to tweet about work, food, and beyonce.

she/her/usted

[wendylattes 🥑 @wendylatte]

Life is like a box of lemons. You never know what you're gonna get.

[wendylattes 🥑 @wendylatte]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it.@ElonMusk owes me $100.#ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/JbdYwAonwx

[wendylattes 🥑 @wendylatte]

Decipher #70
deciphered in ⏱️ 1m 23s
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https://t.co/Xwn74iuBgs

[wendylattes 🥑 @wendylatte]

Movie Grid - 06/21/2024:

9/9 correct

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Score: 2558

https://t.co/8Gs4AUaUbn

@moviegridgame

[wendylattes 🥑 @wendylatte]

Movie Pyramid - 06/18/2024:

10/10 correct

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Score: 1080

https://t.co/iK1xgiIo04

@moviegridgame

[wendylattes 🥑 @wendylatte]

Vulture Cinematrix No. 76: Jun 10, 2024

I got 6/9 correct
Score: 1649

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Play at:
https://t.co/LOJfVNlQPr

@vulture

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Mother otter puts her pup on her belly so they can nap together 🥺

[Tanooki Joe @TanookiKuribo]

The Penguin and Mr. Freeze reunite at the Oscars and call out Batman.

Probably my favorite Oscar bit.

[wendylattes 🥑 @wendylatte]

I did not join X 15 years ago. Lies. I joined Twitter.

"Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary"

[IX Sofia @ix_lemon]

The re-release of The Lego Movie has some pretty weird changes

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

anyone know how to turn off closed captions for racing events? it’s a bit distracting

[ComicBook.com @ComicBook]

Caught Iron Man on TV in Chile last night
🎶CERVEZA CRISTAL🎶

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

🎵 CERVEZA CRISTAL!🎵

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Dora the Explorer explaining a false start: "Where are we going?"

*clap *clap *clap

Boots: "Back 5 yards!"

@Nickelodeon

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Nickelodeon broadcast celebs at Super Bowl LVIII 😂

[wendylattes 🥑 @wendylatte]

I still dream of owning this collection.

[✨ 𝓗 𝓞 𝓛 𝓛 𝓨 𓆙 @hollyhollssss]

“lay the table with the fancy shit”

the fancy shit:

[Moneybagg Yo(hannes) 🇪🇷 @AronYohannes]

THE HOES ARE THRIVING