Wendy

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

[5 days before, drunk as hell]
“You know what I’d love for Christmas? 800 parakeets”

[catturd2.bsky.social @thetomzone]

wait a minute. when the orc in lord of the rings says "looks like meat's back on the menu boys" how does he know what a menu is

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

wild to read this story told in Elon's children's book compared to how it's told by his dad

[Wendy @wendyloo72]

@kthorjensen My daughter begged me to buy this DVD when she was around 7, then she was too scared to watch it.

[Wendy @wendyloo72]

@markleggett It's beef jerky seasoning.

[𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼 @ass_beaters]

hell yeah, brother

[Emma Friend @EmmaYourFriend]

all these men vying for Speaker and none running to be Listener. makes u think