The Josh

the thinking man's fool

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Wait… you’re wearing a camo hat even though you live in the city? There must be something fascinating about you.

[Swag Enabler @CyberVillainess]

Heh, here in Night City things aint all peaches and cream kid. Lets give you your first Edgerunning job

GO TO THE CYBER MEADOW AND COLLECT

- 10 cyber dandelions
- 10 cyber thistles
- 10 cyber nettles

[george w bush @georgejibjab]

when i flush my poop down the toilet and it becomes poop lost medias

[Mike @ProgPro]

The Drinking Of A Sacred Beer

[Errai @errai]

[pouring a beer into my pc] there. I have upgraded you to the latest model

Computer: Error pour more beer

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved

[miles @milesdotgov]

Doctor: Stone cold pimp like you probably used to getting penile fractures from fucking all the damn time, am I right, playboy?

Me (wearing cowboy hat, otherwise nude, broke penis jacking off too hard): jers tryna do right by the womenfolk sir, jers tryna hit that shit right

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

Young men in their 30s don't hear this enough, but there'll be plenty of time later for a career and family. It's ok to be unemployed and playing video games all the time drinking beer. You're still just a kid

[NIKKIIN 💛COMMS OPEN💜 @nikkiinbel]

"Tank diff" yeah it's qp girl... I'm playing butt naked chugging pepsi lime and watching tiktok

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You could spend hours in Indiana. Hours of your life. Precious and irreplaceable. Gone, forever. In Indiana.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[touching a dead rabbit) I will mourn you.. [phone rings, I accept the call on my Bluetooth earpiece with the same hand] Talk to me

[donovan spoon @donovanspoon]

do you swear to tell the poop, the whole poop, and nothing but the poop

[The Unahugger @ned_flaczynski]

Mixing these to make a shoe

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

It ain't this rider's first rodeo

[The Josh @wendys4for4_]

Hitting up the gay bar tonight with all of my thoughts on Madonna's new album loaded up like John Wick entering some Russian guy's lair

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

I love how elegantly this show grapples with mature themes like self harm.

(clip from bojack)

BOJACK: I've been feeling mature themes lately.

AARON PAUL: Like self harm?

BOJACK: Yeah, but I'm grappling with them.

AARON PAUL: That's elegant, man.

ELEPHANT MAN: Did somebody s

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

It's fine to have a national myth but it's good to remember it's just for fun. It's for goofing around.