Wendy Smith

Author, mother, used to work in IT.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.

Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

"Your generation is so soft" says the ones triggered by a fucking rainbow

[Wendy Smith @wendys_smith]

Of course he is.

[henry cooke @henrycooke]

INBOX: Former head of the New Conservatives to stand for NZ First

[Wendy Smith @wendys_smith]

@JamesHalcrow Does she realise that everyone has pronouns?

[Eric Kripke @therealKripke]

SUCK IT BLUEY
@TheBoysTV @PrimeVideo @SPTV #TheBoys

[Kuon 🇵🇸 @AeonImitate]

AI sloppists out here like "y-y-you artists just think you're better than us!!!" and like. Yes, yes I do. Every artist is better than you.

[Ali Zeck @AliBeckZeck]

My ex husband said to me a few years ago that my social media bio was “ridiculous,” saying I’m a survivor of domestic violence.

When I asked him why he said,

“Because I didn’t hit you our entire (27 year) marriage. You’re not a survivor of domestic violence.”

And ladies, that right there is how abusive men minimize harm—they define abuse by the worst thing they didn’t do.

“I didn’t hit you every day.”

“I never broke your bones.”

“I never put you in the hospital.”

“I only cheated.”

“I only lied.”

“I only screamed.”

“Lots of men do way worse.”

But domestic violence isn’t defined by whether a man hit you often enough to satisfy his own definition.

It includes coercive control, intimidation, threats, financial abuse, emotional abuse, psychological abuse, isolation, humiliation, betrayal and making a woman live in a state of fear, collapse, and survival.

And the person who abused me doesn’t get to define what I survived.

I am a survivor of domestic abuse.

[Wendy Smith @wendys_smith]

@JamesHalcrow Trying to keep everyone guessing by hating on everyone.

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Horror]

One unrealistic thing about Obsession and The Substance is that they have a customer service line where you talk to a real human and they actually answer right away

[Wendy Smith @wendys_smith]

@Seanchuckle Ugh We didn't have takeaways other than fish and chips when I was growing up other than special occasions, but there were plenty of other places, and we went away for holidays all the time. My dad was often too sick to travel, but our grandparents took us.

[Wendy Smith @wendys_smith]

We used to have fish and chips on a Friday, but were allowed to have KFC or McDonald's on special occasions like birthdays for treats. We also didn't get McDonald's in Hastings until I was 14.

[anonymous historian and hat collector @james_e_b_]

Why are there all these Gen Xers announcing that when we were kids we could only afford McDonald's once a year? It's bollocks

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

“You let a cat sleep in your bed?”

I’d let my cat borrow an electric sander if he asked.

[isha @MibshaD]

It took 93 years to admit PCOS isn't just cysts, it’s a full metabolic failure.
We’ve been gaslit, handed birth control pills, and told to "just lose weight" while fighting chronic insulin resistance from the inside.
Women’s health is still treated as an afterthought. We deserve better.

[Dr IfyO @IfeomaDr]

I don’t think people really understand how the Invictus Foundation is funded. Anyone rejoicing that the Australian govt has pulled funding from Invictus Australia does not care about the veterans at all.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

sending up a prayer for every misogyny slop tiktoker who must now find something else to milk for content

[Wendy Smith @wendys_smith]

@JamesHalcrow Ugh the whole thing sounds awful. I hate people.

[Sethy @Brizksie]

You're gonna see some invincible fans tolerate Anissa actions but draw the line at Eve having an abortion

[Kieran Haslett-Moore @southstarbrew]

Willis accuses Hipkins of trying to get into bed with Peters while in bed with Peters. Luxon accuses Peters of having been in bed with Ardern while in bed with Peters and Willis. It's like they are blindfolded in a 70's suburban wife swap.