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Formidable.

[🥷🏻 @wepartyhere]

It is Friday May 2026 1:03 AM. In a few months, some of us will be dead because of the very things Kenyans are against right now. Something so avoidable. It could be you, it could be me. Scary.

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

this is what the kids are watching instead of suite life of zach & cody btw

[Big Kiwi 🥝 @FKAHAFARE]

I tried watching The Bag and honestly it's not for me.

The girls are pretty but I'm not the target market for that northern bypass music that they play.

[🥷🏻 @wepartyhere]

Huyu hapendi errands

[X @XaviercMiller]

They were calling ppl ‘red pilled’ for saying that this would be the outcome lol everyone with sense knew how this would end.

[James @Jameskk110]

@mmmicheni My iPhone shipped from the US was delivered in 2 months. The bill came to 130k for iPhone 17 while they were retailing at 120k here in Nairobi brand new. The original price was 103k the rest was their ‘fees’. Regretted every bit of using them for shipping.

[Oyaro Factfiles @ItsOyaro]

Riggy G: Douglas Kanja, the Inspector General of Police, has a fake degree.
KTN: How do you know?
Riggy G: William Ruto told me so.
🤣🤣

Sifuna
Albert Ojwang

[🥷🏻 @wepartyhere]

LRT, kuna a store I used to trust lakini I can't really recommend it anymore juu walianza ufala pia

[My Doctor @mmmicheni]

The rain started beating me the very day after I shipped using SavoStore and went to check their IG & found them using AI-generated customer review videos 😭😭😭😭😭 it’s been a month of delays, dust & promises 😭😭😭

[𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚛 of #𝟶𝟶𝟷 @MombasaEmir]

Botany ni kusomea muguka or other plants especially trees included, our Pee-HD holder in botany hates trees and forests

[Njambi @A_Njambi]

MY POSTS ARE BEING SHADOW-BANNED!! PLEASE RETWEET.

JUSTICE FOR ALBERT OJWANG

[Brian Kepha @AngelofVerdant]

Ati 40k service charge lol. Ninunue nyumba and then pay another monthly 40k. Thats some BS. Like what was the whole point of buying the house?

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Ukiingia site na bike hata workers watakuwa wanakuibia simiti daily cause they don't respect you 🤣

[🥷🏻 @wepartyhere]

@Bigmustardseed Mzing wa Mac Allister ndiye huyo

[💛🇦🇷 🅟🅐🅜🅟🅐 🇦🇷💙 @Pampa139]

Le preguntaron a Javier el “colo” Mac Allister, padre de Alexis, si hubo algo raro en la final del mundial.

“Le pregunté a Alexis si había pasado algo en el vestuario. Si hubiese pasado algo, me hubiese dicho. Para algunos es difícil de entender que detrás de una derrota solo hay un equipo que jugó mejor y te terminás agarrando de cualquier cosa”.

Listo, déjense de romper la verga. Se perdió porque se puede perder. No jugamos bien y España fue muy superior: tuvo aproximadamente 13 llegadas claras; nosotros, apenas dos.

No salgamos ahora a cazar brujas. Nadie en su sano juicio puede pensar que Messi, en el ocaso de su carrera y ante el posible final de su historia con la Selección, permitiría que le robaran su último Mundial.

Seamos serios: esta vez nos superaron y punto.

[🥷🏻 @wepartyhere]

😆😆😆Jaba my goodness

[28 SAVAGE @Bigmustardseed]

@Its_Roddie Yeah ilikua either they lose ama AFA president afungwe na National team ikue sanctioned and their players to not play in Europe

[🥷🏻 @wepartyhere]

@Bigmustardseed Hakuna emotions hapa boss. Ndiye huyu Scaloni. Wewe intel yako ni ya wapi. Spain won with 1 goal conceded tournament yote. Arg was just outclassed

[Ataque Futbolero @AtaqueFutbolero]

“¿Si el arbitraje fue injusto? NO, PERDIMOS PORQUE ELLOS FUERON MEJORES. HAY QUE RECONOCERLO.

Nosotros llegamos justos, es la realidad. Hay veces que hay que reconocer y eso nos va a hacer mejores”.

Lionel Scaloni. ⚠️🇦🇷

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

As who?

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

"unaishi wapi G"

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

He knows you don’t believe him.

He’s doing this for Washington’s handlers.

[Mannerless Wairimu @findingwairimu]

So you didn’t work for two years???

You haven’t worked for the past 4 years at least you stay consistent.

[Sting @Mamushkhaimuna]

Hukuwahi ona Owino akiwa police spokesman vyenye alikuwa anaongea matope time ya maandamano