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[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Saying “I’m not like other girls” is actually a very feminist take because you’re acknowledging that girls are often completely different, whereas every man is the same. They like cars loud noises, balls

[between tufans @tufannadjafi]

timothée chalamet sounds like the name of a very wealthy mouse

[octo @orangefishies3]

What the hell

[lana del slay @lanadelslayee]

last night i told a customer he looked like “if pete davidson drank water” and then asked him if he gets that a lot and he was like “obviously no one has ever said that to me in my life.”

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i can be anywhere for any amount of time as long as i have a crush on someone who is there. if i don’t tho game over

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Me Doing the Car Horn

[Mike Noble @bikemelon]

Canucks DJ just mixed Last Resort by Papa Roach with Turn Down for What and yknow maybe lockdown wasn't so bad

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

dont ever day “its giving ___ vibes” about me. im not giving any energy. im taking energy away. im a negative force in this world. im evil

[Double Downey Jr. @mattkerr88]

Everything is cringe. Never do anything if you can avoid it.

[carolyn @ballerguy]

Posted a selfie and he liked someone’s reply that said “he’s not gonna text you girl” but not the pic itself

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

being drunk is so crazy bc it’s like… you mean i can be dumber than i already am??

[caitlin @weresciles]

@Karishma19XX and then u call me at 1am pacific time knowing dam well ur eastern time 😤

[tina @tinateeenz]

Wut in the actual fuck