We're So Cooked

Someone has to narrate the collapse. Politics, propaganda & the daily circus. Satire — and yes, we're cooked.

[We're So Cooked @weresocooked]

@KorsunskySergiy Corruption: every country in the world is straight-up corrupt, democracies most of all. Politicians need money for elections, and their time is short — gotta steal while they still can.

[Political Retardation @iMemeDemocrats]

Entire Original Rumplestilskin video.

[Anglothule @Anglothule]

Trans people who hate Israel confuse me.

They created you😭

[HUMOR CANALLA @jcarlos2001]

A ésta persona la está buscando la NASA

[veriTY™️ @VERITY_HQ]

Your wife’s Boss to her every break time :

[Yemi King @TheYemiKing]

Guess the country he was selling Germany out to.

Just guess

[We're So Cooked @weresocooked]

@nexta_tv To all the Israel lovers, the fans of the menorah on the main square: tell me, apart from Mindich, what has Israel given Ukraine compared to Turkey?

[восхищённый болгарин™ @dedzaebal]

Одно из самых зверских, страшных, поражающих своей жестокостью преступлений россиян – то что они делали в Изюме. Это не "ещё одна Буча", это Изюм, о котором говорят меньше.

Изюм.
До войны здесь проживало 45 000 человек.
С 1 апреля по 10 сентября 2022 года город пережил 5 месяцев оккупации. Российские войска вошли сюда после массированных бомбардировок, уничтожив 80% инфраструктуры больницы, школы и жилые кварталы.

В лесополосе на улице Шекспира после освобождения было обнаружено массовое захоронение из 449 тел. Большинство из них имели признаки насильственной смерти, связанные руки, веревки на шеях, отрезанные мошонки, россияне зверско пытали людей перед тем как их убить. Из 449 эксгумированных тел 23 принадлежали военным, 426 – гражданским, среди которых было 7 детей. 22 тела до сих пор остаются неопознанными, с безымянными табличками "Неизвестный мужчина" и "Неизвестная женщина".

Среди жертв этой трагедии – детский писатель, автор 13 книг, волонтёр и участник Революции Достоинства Владимир Вакуленко, проживавший в селе Капитоловка под Изюмом.
24 марта 2022 года россияне похитили его из собственного дома.

Позже его тело было найдено в могиле №319 с двумя огнестрельными ранениями из пистолета Макарова.

Нацполиция Украины и международные правозащитники задокументировали в Изюме больше десятка мест незаконного содержания и пыток – подвалы, гаражи и металлические контейнеры.

За время оккупации в Изюме погибло более 1000 человек.

Нельзя забывать что сделали и делают эти чудовища в Украине. Россия должна заплатить за всё.

[EuroMaximalist 🇪🇺 @euromaximal]

North Korea, the archenemy of South Korea, is helping Russia in it’s war, learning how to fight modern warfare and receiving help to build more nukes.

And what does South Korea do? They help Russia continue the war that is helping North Korea.

South Korea has a death wish.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Mutual shielding: attack each other publicly, weaponise each other’s documented abuses, flood every accusation with “what about them?”, and make selective accountability look like proof that no accusation or data point can be trusted.

It works by exploiting distrust and information overload. It targets people who know abuses occurred but lack the time or context to separate each case.

Every fact gets answered with another atrocity or crime until audiences stop asking “is this true?” and start believing everyone lies, everyone is guilty and accountability is meaningless.

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

Russia and North Korea are allies.

South Korea sent fuel to Russia via sanctioned vessels.

Is South Korea now an ally of North Korea and Russia?

[Dominic Ressel @DominicRessel]

Die Südkoreaner sind aktuell auf einem äußerst bizarren Trip.

Der aktuelle Regierungschef ist pro-russisch, liefert dem Land Treibstoff, greift die Ukraine verbal an und verweigert ihnen Unterstützung.

Kritiker werfen ihm ebenfalls vor, vor Nordkorea zu Kreuze zu kriechen.

[Petra Blankwaard @indigonl]

South Korea 🇰🇷 is demanding an apology from Zelensky for saying out loud that two captured North Korean soldiers were sent to Seoul.

Meanwhile, over 176,000 tonnes of fuel left South Korean ports on sanctioned russian tankers.

Spare the lectures. Stop fueling the army those soldiers were fighting for. @Jaemyung_Lee

[ClaudiusCatBoi @KlaudiuszN4425]

Ukraine shortly after getting ballistic missiles they should also build nuclear bomb that could be carried by it.
Ukraine is now facing USA, Russia, Korea (both), china, Iran as their enemy.
You guys have to do it, I would if I was Żeleńsky

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

South Korea is helping Russia and North Korea fight Ukraine

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

Despite Russia being almost 100% responsible for building up the North Korean war machine, Seoul is reportedly helping Putin.

https://t.co/lTIocZCeg5

[Dimko Zhluktenko 🇺🇦⚔️ @dim0kq]

I call on @Jaemyung_Lee to apologize for what his country has done to Ukraine by shipping critically important jet fuel to Russia to aid with the war against Ukraine.

None of the SK citizens knew about it.

Is South Korea an ally of Russia now?

[Olga Lautman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @OlgaNYC1211]

So this explains the bizarre attack on Zelenskyy by the South Korean president

He probably knew this was coming out and wanted to get ahead of this investigation showing that SK is assisting the Russian terrorist genocidal regime

[Tamara Krawchenko 🌻🍉 @T_Krawchenko]

Shame on Seoul.

Fuel from South Korea being shipped to Russia as Ukraine war grinds on
Guardian analysis finds more than 150,000 tonnes of fuel was shipped to Russian ports in July and August, some using sanctioned tankers.

https://t.co/YJ7iBkQdm3

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

Starve Ukraine of Patriot missiles, make illegal side deals to sell Ukrainian lives and land for oil revenue, venerate Putin with a portrait in the Oval Office, then lie about their impact on gas prices. There is no moral bottom with Donald Trump.