Maxime Bouchard

I like a da hock ee an I shoot a da puck

[Maxime Bouchard @weretarantula]

@Rex_Kirkby You know what's fucking stupid about hockey? If you Google the nucks game it's supposed to start in 52 minutes. But you can bet your life the puck won't drop anywhere near then

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🚨 Retirement: Maxime Bouchard has retired after a glorious 16 season run where he racked up 649 points, was Captain from S54-58 as well as a Championship ring in S50! WT was one of the best players on the planet when ever he stepped on the ice. Thank u WT! 🍻❤️🙌 #shlhockey

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@PavelJezy20 Booty

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@Kelowna_Knights Arty is a poop head

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@DinoGangJHam Bruh-Okoli

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@hotdog_ssc You sure?

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@BlackwoodSHL If you retire it's not a problem

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@Rex_Kirkby Philly's really starting to cum together

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@DinoGangJHam Must be a bum

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@gunnspewpew Usually that means you gotta find a bathroom

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@BrogenBuries Always

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@CalgaryDragons1 BRAINS

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@TheScoochie29

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@guyzhengSHL Huff petrol

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@guyzhengSHL @BrogenBuries Zombies can still have empathy #shlhockey

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@AndreiKostitsyn @BrogenBuries cwason

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@Rex_Kirkby Aren't you still on that other stupid team tho