@JojoSuper1313@TheCumpound Despite the fact that you will eventually get out this has ro be one of the most terrifying depictions of Hell in fiction to me.
What I also love about this saga is that there are also just as popular tangential developments happening such as Dumbledore being a maniac and beating house elves( namely dobbie) and the whole goblin bankers thing. Just so peak.
"Dobbie didn't come in here, did he? I told Lucius about Malfoid researching birth control potions and he was chasing the little bastard all over Hogwarts whipping the shit out of him. Anyway Harry, just so you know, I deliberately slipped her a faulty potion recipe. 50 points."
@anglosaxoney Dumbledore is old as fuck, Hogwarts is old as fuck, the wand shop has been around since the 4th century BC, I'm sure they've got a few laying around somewhere.
"Harry, I warned you there would be consequences for dating Malfoid. Her father was very cross and beat Dobby with a lead pipe, which I loaned him, of course. Perhaps next time you'll think about the repercussions before you act. Anyway, 20 points for Gryffindor, goodnight."
@DatingSims “Well, what’s all this shoutin’ about? Professor Dumbledore! Blimey, there’s no possible need for all thi- ohh, you’re talking to a figger, Professor. My mistake, ‘arry on, then.”