Thom

a friendly man

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This is me

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- Chaka Khan at the Ralph’s near LAX
- Bruce Vilanch at a screening of Moulin Rouge
- Weird Al waiting in the Marina Del Rey In-N-Out drive thru
- Corey Feldman & Alan Dershowitz at a Playboy sponsored fashion show, circa 2001
- Djimon Hounsou at Santa Monica traffic court

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Top 5 celebrity sightings (in no order):
-David Cross at a Silverlake Junction party
-Kate Winslet at Malibu Ralph's
-Lighting Matthew Perry's cig outside a theater
-Peeing next to Marilyn Manson at Arclight Hollywood
-Richard Kind on a street within 24 hrs of moving to NYC

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@daveweinstein78 🤣🤣🤣Oh you just know Tim Walz had Krull on Betamax!

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In the 80s there was a brief battle between VHS & Betamax for dominance of the home video market and my family bet large on Betamax. And by “bet large” I mean we purchased exactly one tape (Peter Yates’ Krull) and never used the machine again. We never recovered financially.

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@CFunderburg this is a good tweet

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@TrumpDailyPosts This is AI.

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@devincf I hate to be un-Christian about it, but this guy is just a reprehensible fuckwad and I hate every expression he makes on his stupid twat face.

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@joe_dante I’m watching Gremlins with the captions on. Do these gremlin lines come from the script or just the captioner’s best guess?

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Excited for the Olympics #ceremoniedouverture

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Hey @StreamOnMax quick question before I watch this - which one is which?

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AI is supposedly running rampant and on the verge of destroying society yet Siri is somehow still the dumbest bitch in my life.

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“They seem to enjoy the lighthearted and playful nature of the content.”

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@ArtsOfExistence Oh you mean Jeff? Yes, I’m aware of him.

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@AP Well fuck off then

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These two images are within five minutes of each other in Fantasia (1940). Wow. What a picture!

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@atrupar Was watching the days Trump clips while having a snack of carrots and hummus when this dawned on me.

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@devincf JACK!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

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@page88 @pescami @PescaGist That'll do! I am excited to dig into this fat stack.

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@pescami @PescaGist Thanks Mike!

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That was a poem I wrote entitled “This is not a haiku”

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sitting on the couch
eating chips with my three dogs
in complete darkness

that’s a bad haiku
but a haiku that is true
which this one is too