We can hardly believe it, but Digital Circus will be collabing with Popee the Performer - one of the show's original inspirations - to bring Japan an exciting merch drop! See @ADC_Japan for details!
YOU ARE MY DEAR FRIENDS. AND I GET JOY OUT OF MAKING YOU JOLLY. I’M THE ONE WHO GIFTS PRESENTS FOR FUN! If i led you on, it was just to make this part make you more jolly.
This is a better script than any Hallmark movie:
> man sells company for hefty profit
> pursues immortality by becoming the world’s most expensive guinea pig
> daily routine includes 111 pills, blood-plasma transfusions from his own teenage son, measuring his nighttime erections
> achieves biological age of a 28-year-old… but emotional age of a robot
> realizes he has optimized every biomarker except for.. people who voluntarily hang out with him (a.k.a friends)
> launches “Don’t Die” movement. Accidentally starts a cult
> falls in love with the one woman who was by his side since day one of his journey
> she's his longtime doctor / nutritionist / data priestess / social media guru who's been there through the 2 am rectal ozone sessions and the silent dance discos
> she's measured everything - no one knows him more than she does
> something in his optimized little heart glitches. For the first time in years, his cortisol spikes from an unregulated human emotion instead of a scheduled stress test
> he may have eliminated 85% of microplastics from his balls but nothing, nothing will improve the quality of his life more than being in love with her
> he whispers, “I spent years trying not to die… and you’re the first thing that ever made me want to live.”
people who think transandrophobia is real and people who hate trans men are the same kind of person even if they are enemies (too online and think it reflects the trans community irl & also are annoying)