HausWerk

Intellectual Property Attorney

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

For $200, I’ll come over wearing a tool belt and a branded polo and tell your wife the renovation she wants to do is impossible because that’s a load bearing wall

[Paisa!✭ @liigles]

Nigga dating a prescription drug

[Asante Samuel @pick_six22]

If anyone is unsure of what a perfectly timed slide looks like here you are

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

“Son, one day you’re going to grow up and be absolute ass.”

[Bracco | Social Sportsbook @PlayBracco]

That one coworker who takes their job way too seriously

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Kyler Murray pulled up to the game dressed like a lesbian

Buccaneers might be cooked

[Kris Rhim @krisrhim1]

Justin Herbert on throws 20+ air yards this season:

1-12, 3 ints

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

“Let’s get out of here and go get some tugs.“

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

The economy is not broken, it’s just not built for us.

The strongest middle class we have ever had (1950-1980) is when the top earners were being taxed 70%+.

Then Reagan cut the taxes for the 1% to 28%. He attacked unions and gave manufacturers the green light to send our jobs overseas.

We have never recovered from this.

[Kurt Warner @kurt13warner]

I know there is a lot of talk about QBs sliding… I slid my whole career & never took a hit like you see now & that’s when hitting was allowed!

I don’t believe it’s the sliding that’s the problem, it’s the TIMING of the slide! QBs are pushing envelope bc they are more protected & they expect defenders to just assume they aren’t going to keep running… bad assumption!

Go down early or just be a running back - the in-between is the problem IMO!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Drake Maye gotta be gambling

[49ers & NFL News 24/7 @49ersSportsTalk]

8 seasons with the team and keeps getting promoted….

The San Francisco #49ers have been the most injured team in the NFL since 2017, by a wide margin.

[cutiepia @cutiepia8395]

I’m sorry, the clip of Zohran Mamdani getting on a Citi Bike while someone yells out “communist!” and him replying that it’s actually pronounced “cyclist” is forever etched in my mind.

I aspire to achieve this level of quick-witted and respectful clapbacks!

[Ty Webb @Ty___Webb]

You’re getting closer, Grandpa! Almost there!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor.

This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why.

Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people. https://t.co/hed5bdvdp4

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

The people screaming “voter fraud” are the people doing the fraud?? I'm shocked.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Fox News spends all day telling you communism is evil, then Bret Baier, Laura Ingraham, and Jesse Watters put on tuxedos and attend a state dinner honoring China’s communist leader.

They are so full of shit.

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

The Colts’ owner is getting more criticism for taking notes on the sideline than the 49ers owner did for getting arrested in a trailer park after repeatedly contacting a prostitute. Do better.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Under capitalism if you steal from your employer you go to jail but if your employer steals from you then you need to win a class action lawsuit to get back what they stole, and they suffer zero consequences. Capitalism is all about using state power to protect capital by force.

[KNBR @KNBR]

Preach, brother.