Heard At Work

I really heard you say this shit in the office, yo.

[Heard At Work @werkspeak]

Spring https://t.co/oStP8TTgIq

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OH: Congratulations dude, I heard somebody knocked up your wife! #gamble

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"So I guess the moral of my question is..."

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When one does not agree with you, it does not mean they are missing your point. #officejargon

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Previous post was after manager joked that I was "in bed with him" since I owed him a deliverable. #needhr #wtf

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So fckng true “@OnlyGirlInTech: what my day is like: http://t.co/BLdnaVIpEb”

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All of these user stories are EQUALLY important! #agile

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"Can we stop for a second?" Is a terrible way to interrupt someone in a meeting. #douchbaggery

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"I'm not generally disappointed, I just have high expectations." #expectations

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An opinion which differs from yours is not necessarily "uninformed". #moredouchebag

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I can't give you the information you need to "think big", but that's what you should be doing. #makesnosense

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Squeezing out value, one drop at a time.

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That moment when your boss describes you and another woman working on a problem together on the whiteboard as "cute". #HBRofficepolitics

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When you say "make a straw man", the context is SO WRONG that I think you must mean you want an actual man of straw. #sayingitwrong

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The guy who is NOT in the corner office just called himself "the guy in the corner office" #wishfulthinking #denial #moredouchebaggery

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If you proclaim yourself the "data guy" more than 3 times in 5 minutes, you're probably... the douchebag. #dataguy

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The bar for an elite team is obv when they persevere through severe hazing. You know, like Navy Seals or fraternities. #notreallyagile #wtf

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Enthusiastic double finger guns for the third time today.

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"Let's go after the low hanging fruit."

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"We have a lot of balls in the air."