Mashed Brotatos

I'm almost too awkward to function. Don't touch my stuff.

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

I can now separate my life into the pre-9/11 Era and the pre-Covid Era.

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

@NFLPlus REFUND NOW

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@NJDevils

[Buzz Jackson @BuzzJackson]

Newest costume from @SpiritHalloween looks just like Archie! #SpiritHallowmeme

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Yankees bullpen...classic

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Me: I'd like to go home
NJ Transit:

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

If hell exists, Newark Airport is the waiting room

[New Jersey @NJGov]

💙💛

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Why are there so many people that clip their nails on the train?

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Someone asked me what I do for fun and I said going on Zillow favoriting homes that were affordable 10 years ago.

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Dam you Punxsutawney Phil

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Etsy, what the fuck?

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Oh fuck off, Wordle

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Working in the city while Omicron runs rampant

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Where the hell is the Bay Head connection? Everyone is sitting on the platforn waiting.

Every single train I've taken this week has been delayed or cancelled. GET IT TOGETHER

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Great! Now give us Ken and lets move on

[Variety @Variety]

Mike Richards Out as ‘Jeopardy!’ Host Amid Cascade of Scandals https://t.co/L2JHZsIlb7

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Costco stopped serving free samples again. Y'all need to get your shit together and get vaccinated.

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Having two hosts for #Jeopardy is like keeping Eric Stoltz as Marty in Back to the Future.

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

I picked up Pokemon Go again since I started working in the city. It's a much better experience now

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

Every trip on #NJTransit feels like I'm on an episode of MTV's Boiling Points

[Mashed Brotatos @Werky]

The surest sign I'm getting old: I brought food in tupperware to a party and was very insitent that I get my tupperware back.