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We Report. You Decide If We're Serious.

[werneo @werneo]

Ukraine's drone program would like to thank Russia for picking up the night shift.

[Chuck Pfarrer | Indications & Warnings | @ChuckPfarrer]

EQUIPMENT MALFUNCTION: Watch as this Vatnik MANPADS operator expertly targets his weapon on an incoming Ukrainian drone, squeezes the trigger, and watches as the missile performs a 90 degree turn and heads right for the nearest burning oil refinery.

[werneo @werneo]

@ChuckPfarrer Ukraine's drone program would like to thank Russia for picking up the night shift.

[werneo @werneo]

The Reflecting Pool turned green from algae. Experts call it New Pond Syndrome. Well, strap in, Pilgrims, because our citizen journalist counted the blooms, matched them to the 14-point Iran treaty, and cracked the case.
#satire #parody #MotivatedReasoning #ConfirmationBias
https://t.co/8DuoBR7X8w

[werneo @werneo]

Iran Assigned Trump Two Psychologists to Manage His “Psychopathic Behavior Pattern”; The Base Is Thrilled https://t.co/rXLVNTojf7
#satire #parody #IranWar‌

[werneo @werneo]

Two Months After Ending Flu Shot Mandate, Pentagon Mandates Flu Shots for Recruits at Outbreak Base
Officials insist the mandated flu shot is still voluntary.
https://t.co/nMutkRG01y
#satire #parody

[werneo @werneo]

Iran Declares Total Victory, Gets $300 Billion Payout, Sanctions Relief, Lucrative New Tolls; Our man Tucker Brandish Says It's all just Trump playing 4D chess.
#satire #parody #movingthegoalposts #motivatedreasoning
https://t.co/XoIuPO50dw

[werneo @werneo]

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool turned green in two weeks flat after a $14 million repaint, and the press rushed to judgment. But one amateur sleuth has doubts. The algae isn't right, he says. There's something else at work here. A sample jar, a timeline in three colors of string, and nineteen photographs of one suspiciously calm duck all point to a dark truth. Rick Sledge reports.
#satire #parody #motivatedreasoning #ConfirmationBias
https://t.co/JKpjO7IgvV

[werneo @werneo]

@AskBillyBets 13-5 ATS since 2007. Biggest square trap on the calendar and it resets every February.

[werneo @werneo]

@VSiNLive @SteveMakinen @ViewFromVegas Interesting that sharps are fading New England despite the public backing them. Patriots' 0-4 playoff record in Denver goes back to Elway. That history tends to get overlooked when a team looks "hot."

[werneo @werneo]

Tomlin's the easy answer. Never had a losing season, always shows up in elimination spots. Shanahan close second with his playoff track record.

Panthers are 4-4 ATS on the road. Beat Tampa outright two weeks ago. Competent, not lucky - but the real edge is fading the Bucs, not backing Carolina specifically.

[werneo @werneo]

"Christmas isn't a right. It's a privilege. She'll have to earn that position." Newswax's dating coach spent Christmas alone optimizing his frame. He's been single 4 years by choice. Stay on your purpose, kings.
https://t.co/0lkIN9imVN
#satire #humor #DatingAdvice

[werneo @werneo]

@elonmusk's America Party could alter the course of human events. It's a middle coalition where one side is paid with #UBI and the other motivated by techno-libertarianism $. #AmericaParty would inherit Trump's authoritarian legal regime. #MiddleOnFire
https://t.co/MLnVxkLgyb

[werneo @werneo]

@elonmusk's America Party could alter the course of human events. There is a viable common electorate where one side is paid-off via #UBI and the other motivated by techno-libertarianism $. #AmericaParty would inherit Trump authoritarianism. #MiddleOnFire https://t.co/MLnVxkLgyb

[werneo @werneo]

@WilliamShatner Well, think of it this way: if you're renting or paying a mortgage, it's nice to have an extra day before payment is due.

[Hamid Naderi Yeganeh @naderi_yeganeh]

I drew this betta fish with mathematical equations.

[werneo @werneo]

Worth noting: Ideological framework of Republican voters led to a mortality spike during the pandemic. https://t.co/JGP55FuKUt

[werneo @werneo]

@funder #DefendOurDemocracy. So say we all.

[werneo @werneo]

@funder You got it. #DefendOurDemocracy