Wesley Snipes

stupid is as stupid does

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I have no words.

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If I had a nickel for everytime that Lowry wasn’t automatic I’d have 0 nickels

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Once a month my Hersey syrup bottle gets low enough to where I get to pour the milk right into the bottle to make my chocolate milk…these are the things I look forward too

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there’s a snake in my boot

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Life is short
Some days are long

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If Pinocchio says “my nose will grow now” what happens?

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we do not slander Marcus smart in this house

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After second wiff can now confirm…big guys bday is today…stay tuned for more

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Can’t confirm , waiting on sources but still first to report…I think there’s a big guys bday out there

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Woke some to some aroma in the air

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& we could all use some change

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I could use some fuel myself

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The only way to beat the bills is to out score the bills

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Heeeees from Union, CT I can teeeelllll by the way he’s singing karaoke tooooo the rooooom

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Then they get annoyed when I look , confirm no sauce & ask for it again ??? These are not mountains we are moving

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Just put the sauce in the bag

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I ask for extra sauce every time I get Fast food (which is at an alarmingly high rate) & very rarely do I get the sauce I asked for why do they act like it’s their own sauce with a secret recipe passed down from generations with limited resources left on the planet to make it

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Does anyone tell their kids no swimming for 30 mins after eating anymore ?

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All of his teeth are wisdom teeth

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I hope marcus smart is always happy