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[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Jessica Rośe 🌹 @iamjessicarosee]

I zone tf out when I drive, y’all ever pass a light & wonder if tht mf was green?😭

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m giving $10,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (You know the drill following us allows us to dm you the $) Last giveaway for a long time, will show proof!

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

what if Greta Thunberg is in a kind of Ferris Bueller situation where she just wanted one day off school and it’s spiralled out of control

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

[i arrive in hell]

Satan: welcome

Me: thanks what's with the fork lol

Satan: it's a pitchfork shut up

Me: ooo i'm so scared what are u gonna do eat a big salad lmao

Satan:

Me:

Satan:

[i arrive in super hell]

[Chase @chaselyons]

it’s not that it “doesn’t feel like a Christmas” you just haven’t been happy since you were 12

[JayBałł 🫧 @4TheLoveOfJay]

when I realize I have to tell my life story all over again to be in another relationship

[freindly ghost @smollcas]

I can't wait to be home and cuddle my friends...they will suffocate

[justin @farringt0n]

gf: i’m breaking up with you

me: is it because i refuse to get a job and keep streaming to 0 viewers?

gf: yes

me: can i get an F in the chat boys

[Spooky SZN but still F**K Trump 🥸 @welplookathim]

Ma’am, you were classmates with Moses, when college classes cost only a few shekels.

[Rich @CozyKidRich]

Y’all energy was trash y’all don’t deserve his greatness

[🍓🪴⚢ 🇵🇸 @Lesbian_cxnt]

My gf better be careful being so sweet. I’ll buy a fuckin stone cottage and adopt highland cows w her ass and bake some mf’ing bread. This shit aint fair