Wes Martens

Comedian, actor, photographer, idea man

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Brrr. Climate change here in Virginia. Or as we call it, weather.

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Tell the audience the size of your last bowel movement.

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I might be turning into a democrat. I want things that other people should pay for.

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Wondering if I'm becoming a democrat because I want stuff I can't afford.

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Making comedy look easy is the hard part. Maybe even harder than making it funny.

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New info for Totally Laughable at The Hills Hotel next FRIDAY night. #constantcontact http://t.co/tozT6uuD

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Is Obama's "Julia" a black/white/hispanic/Native American/disabled/lesbian "composite"? Or just your garden variety composite

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New info for Totally Laughable at The Hills Hotel next FRIDAY night. http://t.co/FIa90cM1 #constantcontact

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Totally Laughable at The Hills Hotel next FRIDAY night. #constantcontact http://t.co/5DMTWVVV

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Totally Laughable at The Hills Hotel FRIDAY night May 11 #constantcontact http://t.co/7xlnDwyP

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Totally Laughable at The Hills Hotel TONIGHT #constantcontact http://t.co/ArM3UmWj

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The next Totally Laughable show #constantcontact http://t.co/4JsWbfcp

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If you are native American and you want to stay at an Indian casino do you need a reservation?

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You know you are old if you never heard of anybody in the cast of SNL, the music guest of SNL or if you can remember when SNL was funny.

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The next Totally Laughable show #constantcontact http://t.co/vgSxd2IX

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Good news! It looks as though I have been "Pre-Approved"! That's a load off.

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@timmitown Yeah, good luck with the "knows what he wants" part.

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@TerriBruno Low maintenance yard I see.

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I have reached the age where renting makes more sense that buying.

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Obama has never released his college transcripts but I bet he got good Marx.