big ol burd

[big ol burd @wesh61]

opened up instagram today…. big mistake.

[big ol burd @wesh61]

who is danny devito to you.. what did he add to your life.

[big ol burd @wesh61]

machine girl? cheese people? etta james? elvis? Marie madeline?ANYONE? PLEASE? LIKE CMON PEOPLE??

[big ol burd @wesh61]

realized tonight that i might actually have serious back problems as a 20 year old man

[big ol burd @wesh61]

i like women who look like prime shelly Duvall.

[big ol burd @wesh61]

hitting the one leg over one leg under on the covers rn tryna fall asleep.

[big ol burd @wesh61]

when’s the next session of get drunk and steal shit.

[big ol burd @wesh61]

i’m back btw

[big ol burd @wesh61]

can i get a double bacon cheeseburger with no sauce and raw onions instead of grilled please?

[big ol burd @wesh61]

who’s gonna tell me to my face that i can’t get a goth girl….. Nobody.

[big ol burd @wesh61]

fuck trader joe’s. not enough small peanut butter crackers in the box.

[big ol burd @wesh61]

@griddymaster7 no borax

[big ol burd @wesh61]

the only thing on the internet I enjoy anymore is people drinking like a gallon of tabasco sauce. Shout out LA Beast

[big ol burd @wesh61]

nothing compares to the pain of absolutely fumbling the most gorgeous girl you’ve seen in your short but fruitful life. #massiveL

[big ol burd @wesh61]

i like goth girls. only exception is utah blondes. that it.

[big ol burd @wesh61]

tik tok shop ads are fucking unreal.

[big ol burd @wesh61]

If one of my private stories isn’t covered in rio dejenero it’s a cry for help

[big ol burd @wesh61]

let it crust if that shit don’t bother you

[big ol burd @wesh61]

coming home is just a comedy show performed by my dumbass friends

[big ol burd @wesh61]

plotting to destroy every asmr creator on the face of the earth