Wes Hammons

I don’t know who you are but you don’t know me either. Works out well for both of us.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Sheepstealer speaks out after being jumped by 3 dragons last night.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

The less specific the name of a Christian church is, the more evil it is. If your church is called something like Immaculate Southern Methodist Congregants of Christ you're probably normal but if it's called C R O S S R O A D S, you are in danger.

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

Aight then… let’s do this.

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

@CoffeeBlackMD I tell people all the time that running sucks UNTIL you can run. When you can run/jog 3mi without it killing you, it’s one of the best stress relievers. At least it is to me…

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

Can confirm. This works

[Aariv Khanna @AarivKhanna]

STOP DECLINING SPAM CALLS.

That “decline” can signal your number is active.
So the calls multiply.

Here’s what to do instead (and how to reduce them today).

[Aariv Khanna @AarivKhanna]

STOP DECLINING SPAM CALLS.

That “decline” can signal your number is active.
So the calls multiply.

Here’s what to do instead (and how to reduce them today).

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

@AJA_Cortes looks like Reta is no longer available at elite research. Do you have a secondary source?

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Reminder that if you are fully vaccinated and up to date on boosters, you are allowed to celebrate the Fourth of July.

Those vaccinated are even permitted to have a backyard barbecue, so long as the number of guests is five or less.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

Wooooooooo piggies

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

@AJA_Cortes Push, Legs, Shoulders, Pull. Has been the easiest to stay consistent for me. I did @SS_strength years ago and have moved on to this from there.

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

Wooooooo pig soooie!!!!

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

@ConanOBrien very sorry to hear about your parents. We don’t know each other and will probably never meet but your show was a staple of my life since before I can remember. Sending you good vibes.

[Bearly AI @bearlyai]

Ben Affleck: “AI can’t make film that is considered art.”

AI-generated trailer of Lord of the Rings in a Trailer Park: “Hold our beer.”

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

https://t.co/v1uZjUN0Gx I love @Beyonce and have for years but let’s be real, it’s not a good album. At least he’s honest.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Legitimately, imagine him thinking about all the work he needs to do to fix this. You just see him in a corner holding his Lil beaver head, calling his family telling them he won't be home for a while while smoking a cigarette.

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

HOGS WIN

@RazorbackFB was too much for No. 4 Tennessee

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

@9mmsmg I prefer my coffee black because I like the bitterness. However, I like coffee as a flavor so all of these are acceptable to me. Just not too sweet.

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

I’m not sure if I should be proud or ashamed. A triple shot americano does nothing for me other than I like the taste.

[Wes Hammons @weshamm]

This is how I imagine ghostwater and the fish. @williamwight

[darwin @NintendoGCN]

Imagine you were walking through the forest and you saw this. Legit chills down my spine