Wesley Mullins

Former turkey farmer & sometimes writer. Vegetarian for 11 yrs, nonvoter since birth. Stop using the word “literally” like you do. All of you.

[Wesley Mullins @wesleyamullins]

@CaitlinPacific For those of us playing the French Revolution game at home: have we reached the Girondins stage of the guillotine, or are we at Danton and Desmoulins’ turn?

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@DaCoffeeChicory Tony suddenly stops pulling guns out of fish before he shoots people after Season 1.

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@ChrisCillizza @YouTube You & Jake Tapper are doing an incredible job of simultaneously (1) pouring gasoline on the Biden cover-up, while also (2) making sure the blame never lands on anyone who still matters in the DNC or legacy media.

High degree of difficulty on the balancing act you’re attempting.

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@BeholdPaleH0rse John Sterling called Braves games for several years in the 80s. Growing up watching the Braves on TBS introduced me to Horner, Sterling, Bobby Cox and Ted Turner. All icons and all dead in a month.

Someone check on Chief Nok-A-Homa.

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@bwombat24 Can someone please check on Chief Noc-A-Homa?

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@cstegmaier Bro. That tweet killed Bob Horner. I hope you’re happy.

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@Suzzy0310 My last texts from my dad. In his first text, he was telling me he was bringing the weedeater he fixed for me. In the second, he was letting me know he killed a snake and left it on my gravel pit. He didn’t waste words.

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@JamesSurowiecki The ruling class did a great job of convincing Americans this was a left/right issue & guaranteed behaviors/approaches to combat it would be similarly uneven. A united America that understood the real villains weren’t each other would’ve been more likely to make correct choices.

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@JamesSurowiecki Entire mentality of Americans would’ve changed if they knew lab origin & our own ruling class funded it. Instead of a right/left divide, behaviors would have been determined by a desire to survive the same boogeyman instead of just doing the opposite of their political rivals.

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@fleccas @spencerpratt The phrase “brand new houses” gives this ad away as actually the product of a pro-Pratt group.

Nobody who is actually for tax dollars being used to provide housing for the homeless would use the phrase “brand new houses” in this way as a positive goal.

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@TheSopranosClub I don’t remember Sarah Jessica Parker in The Godfather.

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@ConFalseFlag Bruh. 😳

From downtown.

[Wesley Mullins @wesleyamullins]

@teachrobotslove When I shopped my book, I found 19 agents who stated they sought submissions from Southern Writers in an annual agent bible. When I drilled down, 18/19 had statements on social media or websites with clearer messages like “seeking LGBT, women or minority Southern Writers.”

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@mattshumer_ People think they’ll remember this week as the one where they signaled their allegiances based on which halftime show they loved or hated…but history will remember it as the week humans became replaceable.

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@RobGeorge @OleTimeHardball Smart of him to go by his middle name.

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@chucktodd If he hadn’t been charged, what would stop every future agent of chaos from showing up at private events, claiming to be a “journalist,” and operating completely outside the bounds of the First Amendment?

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@robbysoave Not charging Lemon would’ve incentivized bad behavior. It would tell every would-be disruptor: just say you’re a journalist and you’re untouchable.

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@CaitlinPacific No. The implication is that someone would be called a Nazi today for saying what he said then.

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@NFL @NFLPlus Last game of his career.

His 11 yr prime was like nothing ever seen. Nearly a 6:1 TD to INT ratio, while routinely making insane, difficult passes to unknown receivers. On paper, Brady is the GOAT, but anyone who watched them both with an open mind knows Rodgers was better.

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@BillKristol You’re not a serious person.