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ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵈᵒ ᵇᵃᵇᵇᵇʸʸʸ

[siân @grxsxn]

I’m just a teenage kirkbag baby

[Sal Monella @jvnkyard_jake]

‘whose pussy is this?’

- an investigator searching through ed geins home in 1957

[⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ @sumitomedia]

Regular back:
- cringe
- hurts all the time
- bones for some reason

Backstreet's back:
- alright

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

babe are u ok you’ve hardly touched ur GAS PEDAL THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY THE FUCK ARE U GOING 50

[¿ @umlarp]

uno dos stress

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

are we still allowed to grab somebody sexy and tell them hey give me everything tonight or is that no longer allowed in 2026

[死 @humanxmaybe]

post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut insanity

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

can't stop smiling in inappropriate situations forgive me father for i have grinned

[finnuh @finnuhdoit]

Yeah I got PTSD

poops, turds, sharts, and diarrhea

[gurt @gurtslife]

well the stripper COULD love me if she got to know me, its not impossible

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[StoneVol Jackson @stonevol1861]

State trooper finally took an exit. Pace car is off. Time to open it up son

[louis slotin @365potropica]

i dont smoke unless im smoken to

[bb @weenerskizo_b]

the poop doesn’t fall far from the pee

[Rares archive @_ko5p_]

still dont know my purpose in life but I do love boobs

[sári @mokuska]

24-hr indian takeout place called naanstop

[Bammy @ayobamiamisu]

COVID really had me saying “ohh shit my mask” in 2020 like i’m Batman or something

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Urologists really went to school and majored in penis

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland