wesley morris

faster horses younger women older whiskey more money

[wesley morris @wesleymorris4]

My my how Twitter has changed in the year I haven't used it.

[毎日飲んでます58 @sehend0]

#HenryforHeisman

[wesley morris @wesleymorris4]

Tvtw

[wesley morris @wesleymorris4]

Free beer for cinco de whatever

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Being so drunk you have to close one eye to text

[good girl @02girlfriend]

If someone would invite me to play beer pong instead of candy crush, i'd be there

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

It's Friday so get your diaper mask ready, cause were getting shitfaced.

[wesley morris @wesleymorris4]

What did I do? Always something

[Clayton Rollins @ClayRollins]

Is anyone trying to drink cold beer tonight?

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

A billboard in New Jersey...
Merica.

[wesley morris @wesleymorris4]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Internet reacts to #SB49’s crazy ending http://t.co/GH21knO01C

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Ask madden would have been like... http://t.co/caXo98a0XP

[Justin Moore @JustinColeMoore]

Worst play call in super bowl history

[wesley morris @wesleymorris4]

What an idiot.

[wesley morris @wesleymorris4]

Fuck snow.

[wesley morris @wesleymorris4]

So ready for American Sniper!

[wesley morris @wesleymorris4]

Whose idea was it to bring out the Jose at 2:34 anyway?