oyster

grown man emerging from lush vegetation

[oyster @wesleytexas]

same energy

[oyster @wesleytexas]

The elegant “all of a sudden” handles itself with grace and rhythm while the troglodytic “all the sudden” obliterates the harmony of a sentence. “All of the sudden” is obviously perverted

[oyster @wesleytexas]

This ‘lynx’ is on a (much) higher spiritual plane than us… we can now only hope that it hasn’t come to bear witness to our transgressions and to cull the surfeit of the masses

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A photographer in southern Spain captured what is believed to be the first-ever white Iberian lynx, a leucistic big cat so rare it seems almost mythical. Already one of the world’s rarest cats, the Iberian lynx was pulled back from the brink of extinction after its population fell below 100 two decades ago.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

"No spoilers please" your enjoyment of a novel should be dependent on form alone. Grow up

[oyster @wesleytexas]

I’m in Napa valley with dank gf, meeting with various important world leaders to ANNHILATE accursed poison of artificial intelligence forever

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Why must a movie be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge?

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

[Lauren @lumpysprouse]

Bloodletting actually works and does make you feel better — just has to be marketed as “donating blood” these days due to the woke left

[Lauren @lumpysprouse]

@wesleytexas’s “Hear me out” is Miltank

[evan, ostensibly @EOstensibly]

God is out there breathing stars into the sky and conducting the magpies in song and drawing the fragrance out of jasmine flowers for you to enjoy. of couse he likes you.

[oyster @wesleytexas]

1 balboon vs. 100 armadilla

[Lauren @lumpysprouse]

Who up Billin On they Clint

[oyster @wesleytexas]

thinking sucks

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

the Colleen Hoover hate is NOT forced! she's genuinely a terrible writer 😭

[oyster @wesleytexas]

@Alyssa_McDeezy Me

[oyster @wesleytexas]

Creating new constellations with her back freckles

[oyster @wesleytexas]

@Canes @GreatClips Easy work, go canes

[oyster @wesleytexas]

@Canes @GreatClips Eric Robinson, book it 🔒