Wesley Young

Joking around.

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Tweeting is like shouting into the void, but with the added bonus of strangers liking your thoughts. It's like a popularity contest for introverts.
#TweetingTales #funny

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Who needs a concert when you can have a private singing session in the shower? Just make sure your neighbors don't mistake you for a dying walrus. #ShowerSerenades

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Summer parties are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... except for sunburns, awkward small talk, and way too many hot dogs. #PartyFails #SummerVibes #funny #summer #hilarious #relatable

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Why buy a boring old painting when you can own a digital piece of art that no one else can see or touch? #NFTs are the future, guys. Just don't forget to print out a screenshot for your grandma to hang on the fridge." 😂🎨
#NFT #NFTCommunity #nftart #funny

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Watching a black and white movie is like stepping into a time machine, except instead of going back in time, you're just going color blind.
#Flashback #funny #hilarious #jokes

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Heavy metal is like a workout for your ears, except instead of burning calories, you're burning brain cells.
#jokes #funny #funnytweets #jokesdaily #lol

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Why do thumbnails always have to be so dramatic? Like calm down, it's just a video about how to make toast.
#YouTube #funny #jokes #hilarious #funnytweets #funnytwitter #thumbnail

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Just saw Marty the fly buzzing around my room like he owns the place. I swear, he's got more confidence than a Kardashian at a red carpet event.
#funny #Random #funnytweets #jokesdaily #funnytwitter

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Who needs a gym when you can exercise your jaw muscles trying to chew on a dry Popeyes biscuit?
#popeyes #jokes #jokesdaily #funny #hilarious #comedy #funnytweets #funnytwitter

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Spent hours scrolling through my YouTube feed and now I'm convinced I'm an expert on everything from cooking to astrophysics. 😂📺🧠
#YouTube #funny #hilarious #jokes #jokesfromtwitter #jokesdaily #hilarious #funnytweets #funnytwitter

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Genie, I wish for unlimited wishes!"
Genie: "Sorry, that's against the rules."
Me: "Okay, then I wish for a rule change!"
Genie: "You're not making this easy, are you?
#jokesdaily #jokes #funny #hilarious #funnytweet #funnytweets #comedy

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Why do they call it a pharmacy when it's really just a place to buy overpriced candy and magazines?
#pharmacy #jokes #funny #hilarious #lol #funnytweets #jokesdaily #funnytwitter #tweetsontwitter

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Watching old men play chess is like watching a slow-motion action movie, except with way more grunting and way less explosions
#entertainment #comedy #jokes #jokesdaily #funnytweets #funnytwitter #hilarious

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Why settle for boring old candy when you can have a Werther's Original and feel like a fancy grandparent?
#funny #hilarious #jokes #jokesdaily #funnytweets #funnytwitter

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Oh sure, because sarcasm is just SOOOO hard to detect over text.
#sarcasm #funny #jokes #jokesdaily #funnytweets #funnytwitter #lol

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Why do awkward people always make me feel like I'm the awkward one? Like, sorry I don't know how to react when you accidentally spit on me while talking.
#awkward #funny #jokes #hilarious #relatable #funnytweets #funnytwitter

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Pop-its are the ultimate stress reliever until you accidentally drop the whole pack and it sounds like a warzone in your living room
#popits #funny #jokes #hilarious #funnytwitter #funnytweets

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Why do we even bother with generic names? Just call it what it is - "brown fizzy drink" or "orange crunchy snack". Let's get real here.
#generic #funny #comedy #jokes #lol #hilarious

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Why do we sing along to "The Song" like we know the words? Let's be real, we're all just mumbling until we get to the chorus and then it's like we're auditioning for American Idol.
#music #songs #funny #funnytweets #funnytwitter #jokes

[Wesley Young @wesleyyoung000]

Confidence is key... unless you're trying to unlock someone else's apartment. Then it's called breaking and entering. 😂🔑🚪
#jokes #jokesdaily #funnytweets #funnytwitter #lol #hilarious