I'm not even slightly worried. The team exausted from consistently putting up insane results for the past year.
We have an entire stage to prac for champs 😂😂😂
robert eggers is nothing but a man with a camera and a crippling case of history autism and hes done nothing but use that power to put hollywood to absolute shame for a decade+ now
Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.
She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.
We aren't.
We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.
I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.
I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.
I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.
I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.
We don't even have a European market.
She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.
I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.
I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.
I wish I could say I brought home a trophy, but not this time.
Big thanks to everyone who supported us and continues to support us no matter what. Your belief means a lot, and we'll keep working hard to come back stronger.
Valorant Pro Kaajak is raising money for his brother, who suffered two strokes, the second leaving him a quadriplegic. The money will go towards his rehabilitation and a chance to return to a more normal life
Thats fucking Valorant right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging slow disciplined default smile for the camera bullshit. Men overpeek, men lose every anti-eco, men knife the defuser, men run it down every round.