sam 🍉

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

i’d like to order a bowl of cigarettes. for the table.

[theo ꩜ 🐝 @earthtotheo1]

being a woman is insufferable for many reasons but a personal fave is the way men will just assume you're fucking stupid by default before considering maybe they just don't know the full story

[rose @amorcarnation]

it’s like seeing pictures of your dog before it got euthanized

[Lula @evillulalunee]

Whatever happened probably mako’s fault

[Tariq, The Loneliest Poet @r0ckmunchr]

You guys think I'm joking just look at this bro

[nico @sneptail]

twitter gays never fail to impress me because why are you thirst trapping with ur granny

[🩷💜💙 Kate Bishop🩸🩰SETHKATE ERA @hawkeyesquared7]

I think anyone who comes down hard on one side or the other of this question is missing the point. The movie very deliberately keeps Nikki's feelings ambiguous because it doesn't matter whether or not she liked him back, he took the choice away from her with that wish.

[hanza is tiiiiiiired @darlingmothman]

"the human brain has yet to adapt to our world" is a weird way to say "the system we set up to make a handful of people extremely rich generally sucks for everyone else"

[esoteric fat boy @xezirsalad]

living in a conservative town means sometimes the fаgcent slips in public so one time i heard a little girl at the grocery store go "mommy mommy! he sounds like lumpy space princess!!" like ouuu she got me good

[حليمة @hals_xo]

may i never lose the ability to notice <3

[haterationandholleration @genphlegm]

and what if i said everyone looks better on digital cameras bc we’re not meant to be examined in the highest resolution commercially possible

[leanna 🇵🇸 @papayabridgers]

i geniunely don’t think I’ve watched any movies with either of these dudes in them but im unfortunately really invested

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

I’m bored let’s turn this fish into smithereens

[Aranita @Aranitaaey]

Having openly bisexual actor as your global ambassador and making bisexual themed ad.. Under Armour you ate so bad, 10 out 10 no notes!!

[katie | snily ceo🍉 @sevlillies]

i’ve said it before but. this is what autism feels like

[Guillermo Guantes @LuffysAfrooo]

This the shit that’s gets me so juiced about this planet but also pisses me off bc there’s a group of shit ass people taking this away from me and future generations for money