Marie West

[Marie West @west53476]

Does anyone else think it’s funny that it’s taking the state of California 4 to 6 weeks to deposit Q1 estimated tax payments? The online payment system was broken for several days in early June, so I put mine in the mail. I asked Google AI to write me something funny to explain.

[Marie West @west53476]

@lady_valor_07 Democrats

[Marie West @west53476]

@ZavalaA Bye!

[Marie West @west53476]

@SoCalValleyGal Most of our appointments here in California are going to the illegal immigrants that our democrat politicians embrace so extensively. Vote differently!

[Marie West @west53476]

I sure hope the San Diego fire department and the other supporting fire units are looking for an arsonist. Because this is just way too weird way too early and way too often. https://t.co/vCgjqei9GP

[Marie West @west53476]

Rest assured, the state will likely solve this problem the only way they know how: by forming a blue-ribbon committee, spending $50 million on a feasibility study to investigate the outage, and launching the upgraded "WebPay 2.0" portal in late 2039.

[Marie West @west53476]

Does anyone else think it’s funny that it’s taking the state of California 4 to 6 weeks to deposit Q1 estimated tax payments? The online payment system was broken for several days in early June, so I put mine in the mail. I asked Google AI to write me something funny to explain.

[Marie West @west53476]

Job Security: If automated servers did all the work instantly, who would open the mountain of envelopes? Think of the jobs being saved by keeping thousands of state employees expertly armed with letter openers and industrial-grade staplers

[Marie West @west53476]

The Deficit Strategy: Clearly, the state's secret plan to close the $30+ billion budget deficit is to hoard your physical checks in a giant vault, hoping the paper naturally multiplies like rabbits before they finally deposit them in July.

[Marie West @west53476]

The Department of Irony would lose its flagship achievement: forcing taxpayers to use a 19th-century mail carrier system because a 21st-century server room ran out of hamsters for its wheel.

[Marie West @west53476]

If the state government actually fixed the website, it would cause a catastrophic chain reaction that completely upends the Sacramento ecosystem:

[Marie West @west53476]

@10News Well, maybe my neighbors that are running their air conditioning 24x7 while it is 75° out will turn up the thermostat. But I kind of doubt it. But I can always hope for some quiet.

[Marie West @west53476]

@Oldtimers365 My 1984 red 300ZX with T roofs!!!

[Marie West @west53476]

@BeschlossDC I was 14 in 1976 and raised to incredibly proud of America. Yesterday my neighbor was hanging his flag out. I said “Happy Flag Day.” His reply was a grunt and “not celebrating HIS birthday.” How did liberals get so obsessed with Orange Man Bad that they can’t love our country?

[Marie West @west53476]

@mrmikeMTL Tesla

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@nnncurtis I am simply lost. When was Trump ever responsible for California?

[Marie West @west53476]

@XavierBecerra And you’re gonna pay for it by taxing the hell out of hard-working people like me who earned everything that I have.

[Marie West @west53476]

@katieporterca ORANGE MAN BAD. That is the extent of any kind of thinking about our governor race. I wonder what happens when the state and counties and cities run out of money, because all the sane people leave and take their money with them.

[Marie West @west53476]

@KalshiPolitics Honestly, I don’t even know why we bother spending the money to have an election. Becarra is running on the simple campaign of “orange man bad.” He wins.

[Marie West @west53476]

@SpeakerJohnson It is simply astounding that I am seeing zero coverage of D-Day on mainstream media. It’s so disappointing, because so many people today take our freedom for granted.

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@ForgiatoBlow47 COVID. Permanently fucked up our personal relationships and ability to form them, maintain them, and be honest with people face-to-face. Now it’s all embedded in social media. I think humanity is doomed.