cameron.

this house is a fucking nightmare.

[murder ibushi @Murder_Ibushi]

The camera transitioning to Místico getting his ass beat the fuck up 😭

[TT Bas Lashmet @Bas_Lashmet]

Hey Jon, glad to hear you're not with Krashy anymore.

(1/2) We had two judges present for our entire match, and neither of them left as you describe. One of them explicitly said that my pace of play in this incident was completely fine. This detail is missing from your post.

[Alexandre Solé @alexandre_sole]

115th/794 at the World Chamionships with Mega Chandelure

[druid @425Druid]

Just stumbled across this lmao

[Wrestling Public Radio @wprmedia]

If you came to my profile to do anything but cry today, you’re at the wrong Twitter account. Bo Forever.

@twtchngtongues @Hellfestdotcom

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Cannot believe Danhausen won both the NBA Championship and The Stanley Cup all
in one weekend.

Congratulations Hurricanehausens.

[cameron. @westar_33]

@Alloutblitzle @endgametcg Congrats man, incredibly happy for you. Loved watching your on-stream games.

[James @Alloutblitzle]

2026 NAIC CHAMPION 🏹 👍

[TimDanklin @TimDanklin]

14 hour stream 🤯

2nd/266 in an online tournament 🥈

Turbo bricked game 3 of finals 😎

Deck is absolute fire 🔥

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen overheard @mikethemiz at the Italian restaurant bistro say “give me the best thing on the menu because I’m the Miz and I’m awesome” and they gave him a well done steak.

CURSED.

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Umpire makes the most unnecessary call, a breakdown throwback

[brendan murphy @brendan905]

tonight
end plays at 8:20
think it’s sold out
so if u got a ticket that’s good
if not then idk what to tell you
maybe go faster next time

[Cerys Jones @CerysJonesTCG]

INDIANAPOLIS REGIONAL CHAMPION

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: entering Japanese cat café.

employee stops me immediately.

Employee: One rule.

Me: Okay.

Employee: Orange cat bites people from France.

Me: I’m not French.

Employee: Good.

I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic.

then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler.

Cat staring at me aggressively.

Employee watching nervously from distance.

Me: I thought he only hated French people.

Employee: He improvises.

cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact.

Me: THIS IS TARGETED.

small child nearby points at cat.

Child: That one evil.

Employee: No no, He just passionate.

cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently.

Me: …wait he likes me?

Employee shocked.

Employee: Impossible.

another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet.

Manager arrives.

Manager: He has never trusted customer before.

Me: What does that mean.

Manager bows slightly.

Manager: You must take him.

Me: TAKE HIM WHERE.

orange cat already asleep on me.

Employee quietly bringing adoption papers.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Celebrity disguise to blend in (hat) (it’s Danhausen)

[Tuck @GodsFavCustom3r]

@nocurexxx