WBNW

Brevity is the soul of wit.
Views are my own.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

when i have really dumb questions i'll ask chatgpt or gemini because i don't want claude to think i'm stupid

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about

Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off

[Paul Schofield @pschofie79]

You look poor. The $2,000 mechanical birds are over there.

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

honestly this rewired my fucking brain

[Jay Kapoor @JayKapoor]

My toddler to me, everytime my wife leaves for a business trip:

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

adulthood is mostly discovering that every object in your house has a filter you were supposed to replace months ago

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

The older I get the stayer I home.

[Katie Rogers @katierogers]

“Would you like to request voluntary departure, or should I issue a removal order?” The judge asked.

“I don’t know,” Angel, 13, replied before bursting into tears. He stared ahead stoically and continued to cry, eventually saying: “I have no one. I have nothing.”

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

This is extremely dark

[Alcuin Press @AlcuinPress]

Ralph Waldo Emerson, this one really stuck with me

[Louie @DJLouieXIV]

genuinely one of the funniest things that has happened this year

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Trump promised everyone $5000 literally last week.

[Caleb @CalebSol]

Still the best tweet

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

En EEUU, un hombre contrató a varios trabajadores latinos para cercar su patio y al terminar, llamó a ICE para intentar librarse de pagarles. Pero tenían toda la documentación en regla, así que volvieron y desmontaron la valla pieza por pieza delante de él.

[Dalton Mullinax @MullinaxWX]

there are like 5 unique sentences left