thotsferatu (she/her)

sewer-dwelling gutter witch💀kiki (kacy)

[thotsferatu (she/her) @westcstwitch]

Twitter gets this one

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i got summoned for jury duty if you know me you know that i am v excited

[thotsferatu (she/her) @westcstwitch]

you ever spend 5 hours in a dentist chair getting a root canal cuz that’s what i did today

[thotsferatu (she/her) @westcstwitch]

i have to get a root canal

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i don’t ask much of the world. just the money for a pair of Prada loafers and iced coffees for my princess (me)

[thotsferatu (she/her) @westcstwitch]

i want a dragon

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imagine being someone on 90 Day Fiancé and wanting to get engaged when they clearly barely like you or give you 1000 red flags

[thotsferatu (she/her) @westcstwitch]

one of my bosses told me “only 9 days til the movie comes out” and i can’t remember the last time everyone has been so excited to see a movie that we don’t even need to name it in conversation

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the feminine urge to quit my job and instead sew multiple 18th century garments

[Yvie Oddly (blue checkmark) @OddlyYvie]

This 4th I’m praying for torrential rains to ruin all the fireworks so my cat and I can sleep in peace.

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and by morning i mean holy shit it’s after 1pm

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has anyone found the secret to getting out of bed in the morning?

[Charli @charli_xcx]

wont lie i did used to behead my barbies but really happy to be on the soundtrack tho !

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@StevenRayMorris

[laila🌿❤️‍🔥 @falconsnat]

my tshirt arrived

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yo fuck the Supreme Court

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

good morning you junkie whores

[thotsferatu (she/her) @westcstwitch]

@ashbrookehinkle damn damn damn

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@StevenRayMorris he recently guest judged on Drag Race and homeboy is still fine

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR

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@ashbrookehinkle WE SAW YOUR PINK PANTS FROM THE CAR AND GAVE YOU SNAPS IN PASSING 🫰🏻🫰🏻