Jake Riley

Western poet and humorist. A veritable smorgasbord of mediocre non-monetizable skills.

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@PrayTheRosary As indicated by the comments, the carnal mind has no category for this sort of conviction. It's foolishness to those who are perishing.

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@douglaswils If this discussion is to maintain any traction on the ground, we’re gonna have to find a way to ask 6 questions with fewer than 78 pages.

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@Keir_Starmer “There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions.” -GK Chesterton

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@RickWarren Wow. That's profound...ly misguided.

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@MattWalshBlog For a guy that calls himself a Christian, this post is a pretty frivolous way to break the 3rd commandment. I would encourage more discernment regarding your rhetorical methods.

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

If someone constantly lied to you and never acknowledged it, then said you were too stupid to obey them, you would call it an abusive relationship. America calls it the mainstream media.

[Canon Press @canonpress]

JOEL SALATIN: “I've been contacted by the Trump transition team to hold some sort of position within the USDA and have accepted one of the six ‘Advisor to the Secretary’ spots.”

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[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@ashleelorrainex What is a woman?

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@ChloeCunha What is a woman?

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@MichaelJStern1 What is a woman?

[Storm @stormrobinson]

Just in: Democrats shocked to learn women buy milk and eggs more often than they get abortions.

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

#noquarternovember
Remember as you criticize, from safety far away,
a coward hates nothing more than courage on display.

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@j_bambrick @TuckerCarlson I’m a Christian and I respect Tucker and his work, but I’m not sure how anyone sleeping with 4 dogs in their bed wouldn’t wake up with claw marks. Can we at least entertain the possibility?

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@GuntherEagleman @libsoftiktok Way to take the high road. I think it would behoove you to comment less. Too often you seem to be the mouthpiece of the bitter, oblivious conservative. Repent and believe on the Lord Jesus Christ. Your hallowed house has no foundation my friend.

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@catturd2 The only way to save our dying country is to turn again to the God who established it. Granted, this would be easier under Trump, but he is no savior.

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@dpakman Yep, they have to be fake. There's no way that people would entertain an alternative to a country on fire with no semblance of competent leadership. That's simply preposterous.

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@GuntherEagleman Honestly, I don’t think she wants to win. She is realizing her credentials have out kicked the coverage of her competence.

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

I was born a male and identify as a male, but according to Stouffer's lasagna, I'm a family of 4. #Pronouns

[Jake Riley @WesternEclectic]

@Timcast Friday lost its luster when we had to start working weekends to buy groceries.