Weston Opat

Dad, coach, Sales guy that can’t get enough time on the water.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

In other words, the stuff’s about to hit the fan. They have no idea. #Framevolt

[Dr. Rexx Simba @RexxSimba]

Did Trump really win the 2024 election or was there massive vote manipulation and fake ballots engineered by Elon Musk..??
The TRUTH will be investigated and surface very soon...😠

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Every. Fucking. Word.

Comedian Cliff Cash delivers a brutally on-point takedown of the so-called “tough” MAGA men, describing Trump as “a dying pedophile…with a pussy on his neck, who paints his face orange every day and shits in his pants.”

Watch the whole thing. 🔥

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Democrats wore masks so their neighbors wouldn’t get sick.

Republicans wear masks so their neighbors don’t know they are a racist.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

He singlehandedly fucked up the economy.
He’s personally enriched himself by billions.
He singlehandedly fucked up the economy.
He’s utterly desecrated the people’s house.
He singlehandedly fucked up the economy.
He started a stupid/illegal war.

He doesn’t give a fuck about you.

[Weston Opat @westonks]

@EastEndJoe It’s the very reason I made sure to get my kids to DC before Trump got in office and destroyed everything.

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

will any Fox anchor urge Trump to stop telling preposterous lies so dumb that a third-grader could spot them?

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @WhiteHouse: The inability of trump to stay awake on the job has made him a laughing stock and an embarrassment to the United States of America.

But I really did this tweet to show you that @GovPressOffice has much better social media content than you do.

Cheers!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I am so sick of all these motherfuckers pretending this is normal

Joe Biden stuttered and that's all we fucking heard about for years

Fuck the media & not giving a fuck about this country

[Team Ossoff @TeamOssoff]

Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal.

Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan.

All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Holy shit. He’s fucking out.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Hmmm, maybe we actually want trump to sleep at all meetings and events.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The President is not well. He can’t stay awake at important White House events and cabinet meetings.

@WhiteHouse needs to come clean about why trump takes so many trips to the hospital and why doctors keep giving trump cognitive tests.

[Ethical American @AmericanEthical]

BREAKING: This photo of Trump today is going viral.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[J.R. Kineman @Jkineman]

Commander in 💤
#CommanderInSleep