weston

No u

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

tf did my plug give me

[The Hoodkage @TheKyrieCurving]

He really looked dead at the camera and said “Hey Drake”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

mfs who deleted tiktok seeing it’s working again rn

[raebit🫧 @cujohtena]

i had fun sending tiktoks with you

[weston @westonwise2005]

Watching twitter right now makes me feel like I’m recording a school fight

[weston @westonwise2005]

@kat_the_owl First time I’ve been on twitter in months might just delete now

[weston @westonwise2005]

@LtNeckbones Keep yapping bruh

[weston @westonwise2005]

I need to remember not to listen to my thoughts after 11 pm 😭

[weston @westonwise2005]

“The only thing that holds a candle to my shoulders is my dick” - Austen T Hoffman

[weston @westonwise2005]

“My issue is that I get too tight” - Austen Hoffman

[weston @westonwise2005]

If anybody expresses their free will the most it’s definitely jack black

[weston @westonwise2005]

@sienadotcom Nah bc that be hitting different

[weston @westonwise2005]

I’ve had 2 moods today
“Omg witterwy” and
“Be so fucking Fr right now”

[weston @westonwise2005]

This mf said “the robot and the hippie are low”

[weston @westonwise2005]

I’m not upset or anything it’s just when you didn’t also say he’s “witerawy hitting da gwiddy” it threw me off a lil bit

[weston @westonwise2005]

When you get jump-scared irl

[weston @westonwise2005]

@Mk_thats_rough Faggalitious definition make the gays go loco

[weston @westonwise2005]

I didn’t know watching bear cubs do coke would bring me so much serotonin