Yash Defender

[Yash Defender @westside_quan]

@Rah_ven Her heart is in the right place

[Yash Defender @westside_quan]

@gandalf_thegreg This is why they have the real time AI blitz stats on the tv now 😩

[morganily 🩵 @lovelee_philly]

missing my qb1 rn

[jstew 🦅 @JESS_kiidding]

TOUCHDOWN PHILADELPHIA

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

The night before your stimulant prescription refill

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Try our famous local ice cream spot. It’s like normal ice cream except it’s here.

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

BREAKING: The Eagles are enacting conscription. If you are an able-bodied SEPA male between the ages of 17 and 45 you may be called upon to serve your country, Philadelphia

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Yash Defender @westside_quan]

@atrupar She has the cadence of the maid of honor giving a speech at a wedding

[BB @brandonb329]

You know the Eagles lost when they cut to Jalen Hurts and he looks like this

[alyssa @lyssibot5000]

hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be erling haaland for halloween

[Yash Defender @westside_quan]

@heykayadams @ChelseaFC Hazard

[kez @cookiemonstakez]

kamu calls twitter “x” so that tells me all i need to know #bb28

[Yash Defender @westside_quan]

@dsaorthocaucus Driving myself to my pediatrician appointments

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Republican’s midterm messageing

[Dr. Prince Blue @DrPrinceBlue]

Eagles players hamstrings #FlyEaglesFly