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[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink"

Also me, a little later:

[La Sagrada Família @sagradafamilia]

Take a look inside the Cross and the Tower of Jesus Christ!🆕

[Helen Day @LBFlyawayhome]

You’ll enjoy this thread 😀

What a character Audrey Daly was! (Senior Editor at Ladybird, 1970s - 1990s)
In late retirement in a village in Fife, she stuck these notes on her window: (1/4)

[Bryan Ferry @bryanferry]

Happy Birthday BF!

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Himalayan Pink Salt showing up to the pantry with all the boring white salts

[Kate 𓆉 @kejamieson_]

When you overtake the person who's been sat in the middle lane for absolutely no reason.

[MacGerrard @MacGerrard_]

When a Celtic supporter calls it
“The Old Firm”
in front of another Celtic supporter.

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Today is the 21st of September.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

56 years ago today, one of most endearing and ground breaking sitcoms debuted.

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

[Invictus Games Foundation 💛🖤 @WeAreInvictus]

"Tonight, we celebrate the people who kept going and the people who stood beside them. And we make a promise to those still beginning that journey:

You will not have to do it alone.

That is the Invictus Spirit. That is what these awards will stand for."

Thank you to our Founder and Patron, Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex for opening the #InvictusSpirit Awards presented by ATCO and reminding us why the Invictus Movement exists.

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

When you think the seat beside you on the plane is vacant… then someone appears ✈️

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Lynch to Bessent: "I'll be honest -- I don't think the president could spell AI if I gave him the first letter"

[Mike Scott @MickPuck]

In all fairness, now, he's probably the first orangeman to ever say that

[Past Glasgow @PastGlasgow]

On this day in 1897, the foundation stone of the Kelvingrove Museum and Art Gallery was laid by the Duke and Duchess of York (later King George VI and Queen Mary).

#Glasgow #otd

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

"And I said to Neil Armstrong, I said, it's ok buddy, you go first. I just designed, built and flew the thing, I don't need the credit."

[Dexys Midnight Runners @DexysOfficial]

I, Kevin Rowland (the son of Irish immigrants) and the main songwriter of ‘Come On Eileen,’ am disgusted to learn that Nigel Farage has used our song to make his entrance for his party conference. Myself, and all of Dexys are passionately against Farage’s politics.

@ByDonkeys .

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

"So, why did your career in politics come to an end then, Mr Farage?"

"Four scandals."

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Boss making you resign to save himself?

Join a union.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

When I said I wanted something to distract attention from the £5 million gift, I didn't mean this.

[Sir Kenny Dalglish @kennethdalglish]

I’d be nothing without @CelticFC. They gave me my first opportunity in the game and the greatest football education anyone could have wished for. I’ll be forever grateful to the club, the supporters and especially Jock Stein for believing in me and giving me that opportunity.