I aint never told noone but when we evacced from afghanistan I put all the gym machines in the base at the max so if they came through theyd be like damn these niggas strong as hell I served my country man
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My daughter is home with a cold and she’s watching my wife WFH and she’s absolutely fascinated by Microsoft Teams. Foidlings yearn for the email mines.
Our football team traded up to draft a domestic abuser
Our baseball team signed a PED user who keeps getting suspended
Our basketball team is getting criticized for honoring an establishment that makes lemon pepper wings
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NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW