wet slug

internationally recognized j-walker

[Turdis L’Szechuan 🌴🤙 @CurtisRemarc]

You will never figure out where this video is going even into the end of it

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

“Men used to go to war” “men were sent to hunt and provide” please know that no matter what time period, I never would have done that shit. I would’ve been in the town square calling myself a philosopher saying “well… some things ARE and some things are NOT”

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

if you my gf and you don’t let me practice wwe moves on you, then i don’t want you

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

feel like my body has had the check engine light on for a while now and i just keep on driving baby

[Panic! at the Discourse @kinjaldave7]

british people struggling in this heat wave... stay strong... your ancestors colonized entire countries in this heat 💕💕💕

[blair btw *_* @blairbbrown]

u never hear ppl go “wow edibles give me the perfect high” it’s always “bro i’m fighting for my life make it stop”

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Pups Please! @puppersplz]

.@wet_slug is my favorite person today!

[James @CaucasianJames]

just realized i haven’t climbed a tree in years. perhaps those days are in the past. guess i’ll just check my fucking credit score or something

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

Quentin Tarantino’s Air Bud remake looks dope af

[wet slug @wet_slug]

Nature is no longer neat

[Cole Schisler @SchislerCole]

These photos are three months apart

[prance @bocxtop]

maybe if universities stopped going out so much and buying iphones they wouldn’t have to ask ME for money. have some personal responsibility, do better